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Brian

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx

About Me

I'm 25, I'm single, I live to make people laugh and happy, lame jokes and terrible puns are my bread and butter, I'm probably way too nice in general, I always clean my knife of peanut butter before inserting into the jelly, I work and play hard, I strive to be clean, but plans don't always work out that way, I'm convinced Incubus is one of the greatest bands ever, Jar-Jar is just as annoying as Barney, the Teletubbies and Pikachu, but not Lambchop, she rules.
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I'd like to meet:

Incubus, Robin Williams, Mel Brooks, the Around the Horn panel, Larisa Oleynik, Lacey Chabert

Music:

Incubus, The Urge, Billy Joel, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Lionel Richie

Movies:

Anything Monty Python, anything Kevin Smith, The Producers, Dodgeball, Saw 1 & 2, Noises Off, Carpool, 40 Year Old Virgin, Madagascar, Dead Poets Society, Howard the Duck, way too many to name...

Television:

Mythbusters, Arrested Development, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Around the Horn, The Office, Cheap Seats Without Ron Parker

Books:

A Dirty Job, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror, and Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

My Blog

My apparent twin...

Do you ever get "You look like someone" and usually it's a famous actor/writer/athlete?  Well, I'm not so lucky.  For the longest time I got, "Do you have a brother that works at Radio Shack...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST