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**Cristina**

The beauty of life is to experience yourself!!!!!

About Me

I am at the point in my life where I choose life, love, laughter and bringing joy to other people. I am simply a girl trying to find the key to happiness. On my journey through life I've discovered a number of things about myself. One being that I love to perform. I love being onstage and sharing the experiences and stories of others. I would also love nothing more than to become an author of numerous things. From children's books to Harlequinn Romances (yes I said it!!). I love to tell stories and part of me will always be that child in my own make pretend land. I love to make people laugh until they cry, eat until i'm rolled out and find as many ways as I can to expression myself!! By all means this is no personal ad just me trying to figure out who I am and who I want to be. For now my goal is be a starving artist who lives and breathes creativity.MYPROFILEPIMP.COM
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My Interests

I like...big butts and I cannot lie...now let me see that thong. Anyway, In truth i know not why i am so sad....if anyone can tell me where that's from you get a gold star and a notch on my bedpost ::wink wink:: I keed I keed. Ahhh!!!!!! I guess I should start at the beginning (Wayne's World dream sequence)...It was 1952, I was a small boy named Jack, I was a NEWSIE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a movie buff for movies released between the years 1985-1998. I can also roll my stomach from top to bottom like a tidal wave...that entertains me for hours and if you call (555) hot-buttered roll, you too can experience the wonder and amazement of the 8th wonder of the world. I am also trying to single handedly bring back "craptacular!"

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, people with a story who are passionate about life...

Music:

I Love Motown....Stevie, Michael, Aretha and more!!!!!!! I also really like some of that old skool shit...you know Mary J. Blidge, SWV, Lisa Lisa. Don't get me wrong there's some good stuff now, but I much prefer the old stuff. I love Joss Stone, Amy Winehouse (I love smokey voices), Shakira, Stevie Nicks...I'm all over the place when it comes to music. I like it all!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are many different types of music. Right now, I'm all about the slow soothing music but I do appreciate an ass song here and there.

Movies:

Like I said before I'm a cornball so here they are and I recommend:Children of the Corn, Deuce Bigalow:Male Giggalo, Dirty Dancing, Grease, Sister Act II(HELLS YEA!!!!!!!!!!), Goonies, Breakfast Club, ALL SCARY MOVIES, Sixteen Candles, The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth, All Indiana Jones films, CRASH, Breakfast at Tiffany's and Alfred Hitchcock films.

Television:

As of now I am very busy but on occasion I do watch TV. My guilty pleasure is Maury or as they say on the show MAW-RAY!!! I can't help but enjoy the paternity tests. I guess I'm a bad person...oh well!!! Anyways, I love all those overly dramatic shows. You know the kind, teenage girl finds friend, then finds love in friend, loses love then friend, girl end up alone and strangely happy. Sure, they're easy to predict but we love them anyway!!!!!!!

Books:

I like books that bring awareness about the world, coming of age stories and all that. NEW FAVORITE: YOU CAN HEAL YOUR LIFE I liked: The Five People you Meet in Heaven, The Memoirs of a Geisha, When I Was Puerto Rican (and other books by Esmerelda Santiago), Much Ado About Nothing, Rule of the Bone, Short Stories by Nathaniel Hawthorne. I love Chekhov, Ibsen and other classic playwrights. I also loved the book "Feed"- awesome teen book as well as "Doing it". Hmm...what else...I guess right now I'm working on expanding on my list. In the near future I am going to be reading the "Zombie Survival Guide". ..

Heroes:

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My hero is my MOM (AWWWWWWWWW), she's the coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!! The strong women in my life who taught me to live my dreams and create my happy ending!! Ofcourse, I'd like to thank all the women who fought for my freedom to vote and publically curse. THANKS LADIES!!!!!

My Blog

i'm in PR!!!!!!

I know you're all jealous of me because I'm in Puerto Rico and you're not!!!!  HAHAHA!!!  Too bad for you!! Anyways I'm having loads of fun with Jackie!!!  Whoop whoop and there's far t...
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:01:00 PST

my sis

I  miss my sister.  Yes, this is common knowledge but I thought i'd throw it out there.  As of now she is travelling the seas and meeting tons of people.  I know she is going to do...
Posted by **Cristina** on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

ODE to the bitch who wears short shorts and hooker boots

This girl kills meShe walks around in her shorts and hooker bootsshe makes me want to violently attack her becauseof the mere fact that it is FEBRUARY and stillshe wears shorts.She's fuckin' crazyor a...
Posted by **Cristina** on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

back to bring you what you've been missing

So i've been meaning to write for well....2 years.  I guess I'm just a little slower at these things.  I know that all my adoring fans have missed all that i have to say and so back by popul...
Posted by **Cristina** on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

long time no see

so i know i haven't written in FOREVER but its been a crzy few months. Still in England enjoying all the English have to offer me which usually comes in the form of a slap on the ass (thanks guys)......
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

long time no see

so i know i haven't written in FOREVER but its been a crazy few months. Still in England enjoying what all the English have to offer me which usually comes in the form of a slap on the ass (thanks gu...
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

confession

ok so when i said i was leaving i was exagerrating a bit. I'm still in the US ...YAY!!!!!! I just wanted to let Yall know that i'm here and such. Also, Happy holidays to ALL and when i say all i r...
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BYE USA

So that's it....no more plattsburgh for me :( BOOHOO!!!!!! This is so sad. I love you all from P-burgh!!!!!!!!!!!! bye!!!!!!!! Anyways, i spent my day packing and cleaning out my room so that t...
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my first blog!!!!!!!

Ok....so this is my first blog and I have no idea what to say....hmmm. I suppose I could post my life story but why not write a book and sell it for profit? Sounds better. Well, I'm going to Englan...
Posted by **Cristina** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST