Zip it up, and Zip it out! |
Where does it come from this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:26:00 PST |
I'm about sick of this two star life |
I didnt even bother to ask "Why?" this time....Oh well....
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST |
I.....am not clever |
Sigh.I wrote a blog but I went to a different page, then came back and it was gone.Long story shortAll of my friends write poetry.And it's incredibly good.I'm very envious of them.I wish I could...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Mr. Payne |
When entertainment turns into a surreal reflection of your life, you're a lucky man if you can laugh at the joke. Luck and I aren't on speaking terms, or maybe the place is too lame to be funny
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST |
Sometimes I'm nervous when I talk, Sometimes I hate the line I walk |
Jeez ol Pete.I havnted posted a blog in about a month and a half.Exactly a month and a half as a matter of fact.Did I wait till today so I could say that? You dont know. Me neither.But whats been goin...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST |
The robots awake to find that they've been taped down |
Allright*Yawn*It's early.I woke up at 4 and have been watching Law and Order.So heres whats upSeason is over at Toys R Usand I got laid off which is lame, cause I loved the crap out of that job.So I g...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST |
How do you know that you're right if you're not nervous anymore? |
Wow.Jeez it's been too long blog.Well look I've been working pretty much constantly.My last day off was last...sunday...I was supposed to be off today, but Im going in...So it'll be tuesday.I was play...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Hmmm no catchy song in my head. Thats a little lame... |
Snap!Whats up guys?Nothing here I'm just incredibly incredibly bored. Zilly made badass new friends and she's hanging with them now.Which means I'm bored.So I figured I'd write a blog.Toys R Us is goi...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST |
Say yes to jazz ciggeretts, and no to the thrills of pills and blow |
Ah shit man,You look great!I havnt seen you in like....forever!?You look GREAT!Have you lost weight?Did..did you get lasic surgery?Blog. How are you?Good I hope.I got a new job did I tell you?Yeah I w...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:27:00 PST |
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...there were onions on the Big Macs again |
Today is the final day of my 3 year run at McDonalds.The sandwhiches will be made properly again,The average weight of the store will go up 15%,Shit-Talking will increase triple time,The General quali...
Posted by I am Normal-Plain-Boring-Jeffrey on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST |
