Evil Doughboy

I'm a lazy carefree guy who watches too much television and plays too many video games. I have a crappy job (when I'm working), a modest apartment, and best of all, no personal ambition or drive. I'm a slacker and I'm proud of it. I'm also mean-spirited and if ya don't like it - FUCK OFF!! Reality bores me so I like to alter my perception of things with the aid of beer, whiskey, and assorted narcotics - mostly green leaf. I do my thing and you do yours; it makes the world a better place...