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Eric

Now, fellate me as I eat this expensive ham!

About Me


I hate the undead but love mini-pizzas and long walks on the beach.
Dislikes:
Talking in the 3rd person, Hand-talking, talking w/ sound effects, Dracula, unclassy behaviour, blondes, complaining

My Interests

Canadian Prog Rock, Kazoos, Tracking Alien Footprints in the Adirondacks, Music, Movies, Sleep, Football (Go Steelers!), Golf, Fine Dining, Wine, Scotch, TV, DVDs, Brunettes, making sarcastic comments, sharpening pencils, witty catch phrases, winter blimping

I'd like to meet:

Geddy Lee, Steve Perry, Evgeni Malkin, all the members of 70s supergroup Foreigner, Dennis DeYoung, a sober Mike Barker

Music:

FOREIGNER, Death Cab for Cutie, Wilco, Ryan Adams, Pavement, Sufjan Stevens, Arctic Monkeys, Blur, Elbow, Stone Roses, Radiohead, Ash, The Smiths, Morrissey, Stephen Malkmus, Yo La Tengo, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Embrace, The Doves, Belle & Sebastian, Idlewild, Velvet Underground, Super Furry Animals, Snow Patrol, The Shins, Taking Back Sunday, My Morning Jacket, Muse, Modest Mouse, Kings of Leon, Interpol, Arcade Fire

Movies:

Memento, Requiem for a Dream, English Patient, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Donnie Darko, The Usual Suspects

Television:

Steelers Football, 24, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Heroes, The L Word

Books:

Does US Weekly count?

Heroes:

Ernie "Erndogg" Barker, Jack Bauer, Dan Jackson

My Blog

Another stock tip!!!

ok so i run into Wal-Mart to grab some coke zero and goya mexican rice (both quality products) and end up in the quick checkout line...this woman in front of me has a few items, including DIGITAL VIDE...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

The Erndogg on IMing...

Ernie: no - there is a new thing out there called a cell phone why not call me this is bullshit...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

reason .2092309 never to drive w/ the Erndogg...

excerpt taken from IM conversation w/ the legendary Brian "Josh" Jackson: [21:57] Arthas76: i left it in 2nd and he yelled at me on the way to pasta too...i was told only go to first on complete stops...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST

Vegas pics - zzzzZzzzz

http://s87271247.onlinehome.us/vegas/
Posted by Eric on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:30:00 PST

you know you are hanging w/ the erndogg when...

1) he tells people hes at mad mex getting "margarita-zied" ?!?2) he offers to pick up 18 year old girls for his 29 year old son3) he gets a "wet-willy" from his dentist friend4) he tells jokes about r...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

me vs fat lady

driving at around 25mph in bethel park...i turn off a small road (baptist i think?)...seeing a rather gargantuan woman and a young child at the far end of the street (walking in the middle of the f'in...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:07:00 PST

weekly stock tip no. 2

sunday afternoon...i see a gentleman who looks like he hasnt showered in 2 years standing aimlessy in the middle of Wal-Mart...with his fly wide open. Wal-Mart is my stock pick of the week. this horri...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST

My weekly stock tip

I saw some guy on the trolley wearing a steelers jacket and red sweatpants...he had a "Treehouse Software" bag. Treehouse Software is my stock tip of the week....
Posted by Eric on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

hail and well met.

insert prententious blog here. this person myspace claims to be my friend is not. this site is evil. This afternoon with you was something like a letterThe kind that someone writes but never sends...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST