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hangin out w/ my wang out

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About Me

hi there! i’m pinche john ali. i have 2 brothers,a sister,
a dog, a chilean girlfriend, 4 awesome neices, and 2 cars.
i love myself, my momma, and my 199 or so myspace friends.
except sara gonzalez. fuck you slut, cunt, shit-eating whore!
i’m a university student, a full-time dork, and a businessman.
i like people. of all races, genders, heights, shapes, and sizes!!





My Interests



I'd like to meet:

YOU, but it'll cost ya.

Music:


watch this surreal flick i made back in high school ....

Movies:

the assassination of richard nixon, election, the graduate, la strada, pulp fiction, bonnie and clyde, last temptation of christ, virgin suicides, y tu mama tambien, fight club, american beauty, almost famous

Television:

arrested development, cops, g-string divas, the sopranos, the o.c.

Books:

i read several books/articles per month on a varity of controversial topics. i enjoy reading for self growth, not for the development of business-like educational institutions. fuck school!

Heroes:

my little sister drew this for my page
my two babies... amber and ruby
lucky, my thugged out pup
my only reason to live
who am i to disagree?? thnx doll
u know how we do it in da 99 cent store
my 1st wife
"lemme bring out the freak in you"
my 2nd wife, and future mother to my only son
my 3rd wife
jolly times 1st year at cal
4th wife's a charm, not
two great hs homegirls
future business associate/babysitter
... back when she was in hs
& finally the gal i see myself procreating with
eat ur damn beans!!!
dream, dream, dream
rev. juan de dios rodriguez
one of the best nights of my life
senior year in hs
mi pollita (angie) passed the fuck out on top of me
acacia fraternity: night on the nile 2006
royer, gus, han, and isaac manuel
acoustic guitar sesh at the la riverbed
oh yeah, we had booze
teachin high school kids our soul-wreaking ways
too drunk to function
juan, john, and david
biggie, blaze, and angie, showin that so central love
cuatro pollos, un autobus, y lara
criselito and i at nayeli's wedding
osmin... thank you for taking this picture
lo que paso, paso
g.i. joes and army hos party
my hs prom date tanning up for our big nite
crazy nights always end with happy endings
drummin it up at bubba's birthday
my high school kickbacks...
palm motel's honeymoon suite
helen, joyce, and jorge (320 pounds of fun)
persian pride. our families are from the same small town in iran.
one day we'll marry, and fuck. hard.
gus the bus, rollin deep
juan and i fuckin partying "grande"
venice beach at night
jim morrison @ venice beach
da homie: mystery
high as a kite
las nacas!!
thank u for coming to my page, now please stare at joyce and monica, cum in your pants!