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Jakie Jake Jacob

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About Me

boo bah bee.
Euphemisms are fun.
You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were delegating the hose.

My Blog

Anger is ugly

today i was pissed off. I'd found the guy who had my simcard from when i lost my phone on friday by calling my own number and he was a righteous dickhead. No one has managed to be so nasty to me in ju...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT

really cool shit

i just joined up with stumbleupon.com and found all this really awesum shit i wanted to share with everyone. It took me a while to make this list it'll probably take a while to see it all, but this i...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:18:00 GMT

Procrastination Poem

Procrastination is your friend,assignments left until the end.Do not sleep go out insteadwatch sum music thrash your headyoutube, myspace and faceb...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:14:00 GMT

long live the weekend

wow. day 5 of my long weekend. its like 4am monday.. haven't gone to sleep yet :DDDDDDD yes. that is a crazy man with too many smiley mouths. its so frickin late/early that no one is on msn anymore. ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:54:00 GMT

I TALKED TO GOD

I was kinda bored so i talked to god this afternoon. Me:  hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me:  i am the one named jacob God: You are not the only one. Me:  you got a point...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:37:00 GMT

losing weight the painful way

today im gonna be losing weight. and wisdom. ya its like 10am right now just about to leave to get all my wisdom teeth taken out. I'm starving!!! I haven't eaten or drunk anything since midnight, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:54:00 GMT

i resent the assumption that i have an mp3 player. itunes for me baby

Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You might be surprised though.How am I feeling today?wh...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:42:00 GMT

The truth about TOM

Everyone knows Tom. Yeah, that guy who instantly makes you his friend when you sign up to myspace. He's a great guy isn't he? setting up myspace and all. but the instant I saw his picture I became ins...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:41:00 GMT