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Patrick

never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

About Me

I tend to be long-winded so I will try to keep this short. If there's something about me you'd like to know then ask. Promise I do not bite(unless you want me to).

My Interests

I have a wide variety of interests but also have an open mind and enjoy trying new things. I like meeting people of different backgrounds and learning about their culture. I have fun learning new things whether they're skills or concepts. Conversations are cool, I'll talk your ear off. I enjoy watching my football and hockey teams kick ass! Go Steelers, go Pens! I'm a big fan of music of almost every genre and love listening to anything that's new to me. I love reading, don't hesitate to recommend a good book because I will probably check it out. I exercise every day. I love playing with my nephew Jacob.

I'd like to meet:

I like people that don't follow the masses and have their own way of doing things. I love to talk with people that I share interests with, but at the same time I have fun meeting people that are from completely different backgrounds with whom I have nothing in common. I like people, so if you're capable of carrying on a conversation we'll get along just fine.

Music:

System of a Down, Immortal Technique, Rage Against the Machine, Wu-Tang Clan, Lunarium, Busdriver, hed Planet Earth, 33 Deep, Pantera, Papoose, Bob Marley, Kool G Rap, Keller Williams, Diggin' in the Crates Crew, Nine Inch Nails, DJ Shadow, The Notorious BIG, Nas, Korn, Cypress Hill, Portishead, Onyx, Deftones, Mobb Deep, Marilyn Manson, Necro, Clutch, The Lox, Nirvana, Freeway, Alice in Chains, Canibus, Smashing Pumpkins, Camron, Led Zeppelin, Black Star, Sublime, Beck, Obie Trice, The Doors, Redman, Ministry, Dilated Peoples, The Fugees, Black Sabbath, Primus, Gravediggaz, Tool, Beastie Boys, Jimi Hendrix, Gang Starr, Umphreys Mcgee, The Roots, Les Claypool's Frog Brigade, Jurassic 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Common, Diesel Boy, Digable Planets, Biohazard, Busta Rhymes, Prong, Shyne, Snot, Memphis Bleek, Everlast, Geto Boys, Pearl Jam, Inhumanz, Weezer, Outkast, Fun Lovin Criminals, Twista, Gwar, Killa Bees, Suicidal Tendencies, X-Ecutioners, Infectious Grooves, Inhumanz, White Stripes

Movies:

Memento, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Reservoir Dogs, Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream, Death to Smoochy, Platoon, Run Ronnie Run, Natural Born Killers, Shaun of the Dead, Aliens, Animal House, Bringing out the Dead, Being John Malkovich, Saving Private Ryan, Kingpin, Butterfly Effect, Training Day, Crash, Heat, Following, Predator, Goodfellas, Braveheart, Happy Gilmour, Predator 2, There's Something About Mary, Primal Fear, Slapshot, One False Move, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Gladiator, Half-Baked, Fargo, Up In Smoke, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Clerks, The Last Boy Scout, Raising Arizona, Predator, Major League, Jackie Brown, Dogma, L.A. Confidential, Mallrats, Traffic, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Dog Day Afternoon, Brain Donors, 12 Monkeys, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Taxi Driver, Tommy Boy, Seven, Life of Brian, Carlito's Way, Naked Gun, Black Hawk Down, BASEketball, Old School, The Professional, Orgazmo, Man on Fire, V for Vendetta, The Big Lebowski, 28 Days Later, A Fish Called Wanda, Narc, Falling Down, The Deer Hunter, Bad Santa, JFK, The Truman Show, Kill Bill Volume One, Thank-You For Smoking, America: Freedom to Fascism, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

any hockey game, football game, boxing match, almost anything on ESPN, South Park, the Colbert Report, the Daily Show, Trigger Happy TV, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, Mad TV, Family Guy, Sea Lab, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SNL, porn, anything that has fights in it, Da Ali G Show, The Wire, Homicide, The Corner, Real Time with Bill Maher, Jeopardy, Stump the Schwab, 2-Minute Drill, anything on NFL Network

Books:

anything by: J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King, R.A. Salvatore, Robert Heinlein, Margaret Weis, Dean Koontz, Tracy Hickman, Dan Brown, Kevin Stein, Kurt Vonnegut, Peter Straub, George R.R. Martin, Mario Puzo, Troy Denning, John Grisham, Michael Crichton, Mark Bowden, Tom Clancy, Peter Benchly, James Patterson, Hunter Thompson, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, David Cook, David Baldacci, Tess Gerritsen, Terry Goodkind

Heroes:

Jack Lambert, Darth Vader, Matthew Barnaby, Gary Soneji, Darius Kasparaitis, Gary Gygax, Greg Lloyd, Artemis Entreri, Alexei Kovalev, Richard Garfield, Troy Polamalu, Aaron Russo, Mario Lemieux, Carnell Lake, Jerome Bettis, Martin Straka, Rod Woodson, Keyser Soze, Sidney Crosby, Jim Garrison, Bob Boughner, George Carlin, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Mr. Pink, Ulf Samuelsson, Quentin Tarantino, Bill Cowher, Wolf!(right here and now), Roland Deschain, Jarlaxle, Levon Kirkland, Tommy Chong, The Hanson Brothers, Jules Winnfield, Tyler Durden, Begbie, Tony Montana, Mickey and Mallory Knox, whoever shot 50 Cent, Strider, Harry Doyle, Andre Marek, Ordell Robbie, The "Get Some" Guy, Hines Ward, James Harrison, Southeast Jerome, Shayne Edge, Joey Porter, Royce Gracie, Chad Brown, Frank White, Ryan Clark, Happy Fun Ball(still legal in 2 states!!)

My Blog

Calling a Mental Health Hospital

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENUHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-depe...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

Armed Services Budget 02-08

If you ever wondered where our tax dollars go . . .     ..TR> ..TR> Table 251. Budget Authority by Function, Category and Program (In millions of dollars) Function and Program 2002&n...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:30:00 PST

Great gift idea stun gun

Stun Gun....(Only a man would do this)(Gals - you have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tearsout of your eyes)Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased hislo...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:29:00 PST

I wonder how many people know about this?

A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and Totaled her car. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew through the air. She W...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:44:00 PST

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins Game Six

Red Wings 3, Penguins 2   PITTSBURGH  The Stanley Cup is returning to "Hockeytown!"The Detroit Red Wings, stunned to have lost Game 5 at home in triple overtime, played a perfect road game Wedne...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:12:00 PST

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Detroit Red Wings Game Five

Penguins 4, Red Wings 3, 3OT   DETROIT  Counted out in many circles after falling behind 3-1 in the Stanley Cup Final, the Pittsburgh Penguins came off the ropes and got off the canvas time and ...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:16:00 PST

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins Game Four

Red Wings 2, Penguins 1   PITTSBURGH (AP)Now that they've silenced the Igloo, the Detroit Red Wings are ready to rock Hockeytown. Wherever they play, they're beating the Pittsburgh Penguins with...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:01:00 PST

Detroit Red Wings @ Pittsburgh Penguins Game Three

Penguins 3, Red Wings 2   PITTSBURGH  The old cliché says your best players have to be at their best when the chips are down. Sidney Crosby turned that cliché into reality Wednesday night in Ga...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:02:00 PST

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Detroit Red Wings Game Two

Red Wings 3, Penguins 0   DETROIT  The Pittsburgh Penguins had a Memorial Day weekend in Detroit they would just as soon forget.The Detroit Red Wings jumped to a 2-0 series lead in the Stanley C...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

Pittsburgh Penguins @ Detroit Red Wings Game One

Game 1: Pens suffer eye-opening loss   DETRIOT -- Go ahead and get all doom-and-gloom, write them off and start polishing the Stanley Cup for its 11th summer in the Motor City. The Penguins prom...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:24:00 PST