'Still Alive'
-Jonathan Coulton
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must,
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLad I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway this cake is great.
Its so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
When I look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
Believe me, I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive
and when your dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.Time to make a difference...
