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Colin ☆

honk if you're HORNY

About Me

*Nichola*
"no matter how bad i have it, morrissey has it worse"
*im always broke and im always drunk*
*i live in a house, a very wonky house, in headingley*
*@ university but i havent been much!*
*i've recently lost the luxury of sleeping on the floor like a junkie, i have a bed like a square...*
*i really really really don't like skim on drinks :( people who can make a cuppa i can actually drink should be considered family*
*i read dear. diedre in the sun religiously, but I hate the sun x]*
*i love to party and i have a laugh @ college but the best times are when im sat outside the party @ 3am discussing religious texts or gone on an adventure on a free from college, found a new place to hang and make crappy politics jokes - i really connect with people*
*i love festivals bled, best bit of the summertime!*
*when im angry/sad im fiercely sarcastic and it scares my poor friends*
*i love argueing, im not a tosser i just get so much out of it, exploring how i feel and others - so don't hate me!*
*the best conversations i have are with people i totally don't agree with*
*i love travelling and i wish i could travel more, now you have all started to spread out across planet nichola ill be crashing*
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My Interests

travelling, drinking, politics, festivals, partying, pogoing, sex, stand-up, other peoples dirty secrets, philosophical talks in the bathrooms of nightclubs with my muse!

I'd like to meet:

"You said, when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essential in a relationship.
I agreed.
You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.
Again, I agreed. Wholeheartedly.
In fact I remember your exact words: laughter and sex are the barometers of a relationship. This was the statement you made, if I remember correctly.
Don't get me wrong. I couldn't agree more. But no at the same time, ya fuckin cow."

someone 6ft1; PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Movies:

trainspotting, rocky horror picture show, human traffic, the acid house, battle royale I/II, goodbye lenin, gangs of new york, killing fields, not another tean movie, zoolander, cry baby, philidelphia, american werewolf in paris/london, the wall and pulp fiction.

Television:

f.r.i.e.n.d.s was my first love on the tellybox. im a superfan... me and the lovely ben can recite whole episodes for you if you're bored and do "the routine".
peepshow, prime ministers questions (daily politics), scrubs (i've boing whipped in public and drank an appletini :P), happy days, becker, seinfeld, jezza k and im partial to a bit o' neighbours.

Books:

i'd read any grotesque piece of tissue irvine welsh wanked on because hes a literary god.
trainspotting, porno, the acid house, marabou stork nightmares, glue, filth, ecstasy by Irvine Welsh <3... empire by michael hardt and antonio negri (this is not a statement about my politics but insanely interesting READ IT), the rape of nanking, catcher in the rye, richard dawkins books are coolage (y).

p.s. i proper hate paying for books so if you have good ones lend them to me please ;D.

Heroes:

microwaves, ale and the NHS (which keep me alive :'D).

My Blog

Rocky Horror - Pt.2

So, then we went inside :] Well, it was a long wait before Rocky Horror was going to start, so we took the oppertunity to take pictures :] We took lovely pictures of our fantastic costumes. yeah we ...
Posted by Colin  on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 04:13:00 PST

Rocky Horror - Pt.1

So yeah, planned it for months but only got it together at the last minute, ME, ORLA and BEN took on York in our pants! So it all begins in my house, we're just they're all dressed up totally shitting...
Posted by Colin  on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST

FunDayMonDay+AmoosDayToosDay =) Part 2

Aaaaaaaaah, Mooonday. If you were to have a certain accent... The first part may sound like that noise that a cow makes. Luckily I don't which helps my apreciate appples and Star Wars. If you like Sta...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FunDayMonDay+AmoosDayToosDay =) Part 1

So, what has one been up to you may ask? If you mix cash, monkeys and drunken russians, is that a recipe for success you may ask? Well today kids. We're going to tackle that first one...MondayOn monda...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Clear

Everything adds up in my head now. At first I was angry. Now i'm not. What's the point? They wont learn a lesson from my hatred. It wont make them better people so why bother? It just made me realise ...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Refreshed

Well, haven't done a great deal in the last few hours yet I feel all accomplished, happy and content. I was on the phone to Justin <3 for like 2 hours. Which was kool. We didn't argue or get into som...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today!

Heh, it's funny when people say things they don't mean. Then realise later that they we're sooo wrong. Hehe, to be honest I knew they didn't mean it when they said it. It was obvious. But I took advan...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tired. Maybe.

"Life is shit and so are you" - Who knows.Well, 'tis not that late, yet I am rather tired. Have to be up tomorrow. What's a girl to do?Kinda pissed off, better not say what at. But it's all wrong. All...
Posted by Colin  on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST