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Ghoulmonger in a coma

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My modus operandi isn't to be on myspace all day
and my message-response time is deplorable,
but if you want to talk to me
don't be creepy, that's my job.
Get it? Ghoulmonger?
No? Stay mad.
Myself: innately distrait, introverted, open-ended.
Born of two hard working individuals.
Who knows where they went wrong.
I kid!
Creativity is my soulmate.
I sing lead vocals for THIS BAND .
In person and offline i'm a reliable friend;
I listen and give advice.
I used to give people more attention than they deserved
Until one too many took me for granted.
Please don't make me a part of your drama.
I'll bite your head off. Seriously.
I play Scrabble on demand!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adrien Brody, Cassandra Peterson, Diamanda Galas, Melora Creager, Nomi Leonard, Crispin Gray, Alison Mosshart, Katiejane Garside, Frida Kahlo, and decent people who don't pull disappearing acts.

I used to hold my breath.

My Blog

Se Vencen Despues de 30 Dias.

This is an e-mail. Read it as you would an e-mail.Hey Lady,To be honest with you, I was looking forward to having at least a friend, but I know it's far fetched to have that given our present circumst...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 23:25:00 GMT

This is not the tortilla of my people.

    I could honestly go with zippers or buttons, but I blatantly refuse pink. Traffic tickets are pink.-uploads metaphor-    I went through my closet and drawers recently and found that my clothes did...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:25:00 GMT

To be completely honest with you...

I've never sailed on maple syrup seas, so i've gotta toast my waffles extra just to keep afloat without them sinking.every mouth that's tried to take a bite out of me has been slapped off because i ca...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:35:00 GMT

what happens when your psyche taps into the environment?

there i was, in the middle of a memorial service for a professor i never met or took a class with.i had waltzed into the empty computer lab out of habit, wanting only to use the computer as i had time...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:08:00 GMT

People don't read.

I'm much more than just a picture book. I deserve to be read and cherished and put on a shelf like the next best seller. But i'm often made to feel i'm a required reading. A tedius bore. A two for one...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:28:00 GMT

I can eat cheese and write it, too.

I wonder aloud why you're so tightly wound while I shuffle my feet and look down at the ground.You're a carrot dangling precariously in front of me on a string. But that perhaps doesn't mean anything....
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:22:00 GMT

Decorative Porcelain Pig Magnets

I'm sorry, but as much as I tried to super glue the eyes, legs and chin back onto the broken decorative porcelain pig magnet that fell off the fridge when someone slammed the door too hard, I couldn't...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:53:00 GMT

Only clowns would paly with those balloons.

How many times have you tied your shoes today?Zero, I just slipped them on!Is there anything eating away at your soul today?I'm  wondering if i'll be able to finish school by 2010 as I planned, and if...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:53:00 GMT

Only if you get hungry.

I ate a fried cheesecake brownie nugget from Sonic today. I swore off fried food soon after that. No sooner had I spoken when I got hungry and borrowed Serina's car/truck/van/suv to drive two miles fr...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:45:00 GMT

Rags

I'm hanging from the sales rackyou glance enthusiasticallyi'm free to weari'm free of tearsi'm affordablei'm comfort fityou don't like mejust return mei'm not the shirt you wantedyou will wear me thin...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:27:00 GMT