TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

+ i'm lauren and i'm eighteen years young.
+ i'm fucking awsome.
+ freshmen at montclair state university
+ my friends are wonderful.
+ i'm loud and crazy, but i do get shy around some people.
+ i live on soda and candy.
+ i'm fun to be around and know how to have a goodtime.
+ fucking up is always fun.
+ i don't give a shit what people think about me.
+ i'm really not what you think i am so don't judge me.
+ not high maintence at all, little things make me so happy.
+ i live my life to the fullest.
+ i never regret anything i do.
+ i don't take many things seriously, and i'm a huge dork.
+i love to laugh.
+ i'm pretty hardcore, so get to know me =)
the jersey girl
a love of an unpretentious good time
and a certain sense of style
jersey girls are about attitude
they're about eating pizza, drinking beer
having great hair and enjoying it all
she's got a mouth on her.
She says what she means.
& she's got a nice, cheerful laugh
bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell.
-The Star Ledger
hear no shit...say no shit...see no shit
i love ice hockey
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My Interests

softball
my friends
make-up
music
ice cream
christmas lights
magazines
good books
pictures
sharpie markers
taking pictures
chia pets
flowers
doodling
making out
lighters
candles
candy
matches
swimming
snowboarding
vacations
my room
posters
the radio
surfers/surfing
clothes
nail polish
snapple
panda bears
going out
family
talking
acting stupid
ice hockey
cotton candy
making fun of people
the colors red purple and black
hoodies
black eye liner
concerts
stuffed animals
eatting
chapstick
strawberry banana smoothies
bagles
cell phones
cds
the computer
gum
video camaras
the beach
beenies
chocolate
pericings
tattoos
having fun

vertical horizon

free Lyrics

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Hefner

Music:

brandnew
the starting line yellowcard taking back sunday switchfootbrandnew avril lavigne sugarclut somthing corrporte fall out boy blink 182 my checmical romance gavin degraw maroon 5 good charlotte mandy moore thrid eye blind usher the matches bandcamp from autumn to ashes simple plan hawthorne heights bowling for soup rise against pink floyd story of the year nsync gavin degraw green day senses fail straylight run foo fighters dashboard confessional motion city soundtrack a throne for every heart this providence jimmy eat world acadamy is terminal hidden in plan view the early november armor for sleep spice girls hollywood undead

My Blog

12 kinds of females....

The 12 Types of Females 1. Ms. Gold-DiggerADVANTAGESA. You have some one to manage your money.B. She always looks good.C. She makes your other niggas jealous.D. She makes you look good.DISADVANTAGESA....
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

HIGH SCHOOL<3

highschool it's filled with ups&downs, smiles&frowns: but it's highschool- what else could you expect? there's guna be.... girls that hate you. they really have no true reason to...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

this is what happens when your a girl and drunk....

>1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. > 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. &...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST

a poem for my Girls =)

for the girls: i shave my legs and sit down to pee and i can justifiy any shopping spree dont go to a barber but a beauty salon i can get a message without a hard on i can balance the checkbook and p...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST

chocolate is bettter then SEX!

You can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow it" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You ...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

40 mistakes men do in bed

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth bycutting out nonessentials. A prop...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUTURE BOYFRIEND- you better be like this :)

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof,...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know your a POT HEAD when...

You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "I smoke two joints" by sublime should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is ta...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boerdem

me soo boerd!!!!!!! people should really start to commment me more often!
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boyfriend application<fill outtt

Fill OuT :) 1.) Name - 2.) Hair/Eye Color - 3.) Hieght - 4.) Location - 5.) Favorite Band - 6.) Favorite Movie - 7.) Favorite Food - 8.) Favorite Song - 9.) Do You Smoke...
Posted by TeEnaGe diRtbAg DANGER[us] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST