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About Me

My name is Massengill. I'm not just the product ignorant women use: I am also manifested in human form as TV's John Tesh. Don't think I'm a one-trick pony because of my dabblings in Christian elevator music; I'm a certified bedding consultant, too. My other hobbies are easy-listening music and large deli pickles.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barry Manilow, Michael Bolton, Yanni, and that pussy from Creed. Lately I've gotten into Styx. It's like an aural enema.

My Blog

Andrew asks "Where's Massengill Cereal?"

Andrew writes:Massengill, no serious douch questions this month. However, I was just wondering when they are going to make Massengill cereal? I've heard this once before, heck, the box looks tempting ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:17:00 GMT

Andrew has a question

Dear Massengill, i'm asking a question for a shy female friend. See, she has a tight snatch and cannot fit you inside. She's been trying lubes, and her fingers, but nothing works. She really needs to ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:18:00 GMT