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Name: LP
Birthday: 18th march
Birthplace: Barnstable, Devon
Current Location: Boscastle Cornwall, Known for its Watersports
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blacky Brown
Height: 6"2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Obviously, im royalty, i just dont know how
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikeys
Your Weakness: Moaning people
Your Fears: Running out of Carlsberg and having to drink stella
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World domination, jessica alba, winnnig a game of poker, errr.... becoming world heavyweight champion!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Banz
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucksake, who woke me up?
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno, maybe my beer belly
Your Bedtime: Later
Your Most Missed Memory: "Old school" manor days! come outta retirement lads!!
Pepsi or Coke: whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck? Hippy shite
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: They threw me outta the choir
Do you Shower Daily: Hell Yeah
Have you Been in Love: Depends on whether you including objects.
Do you want to go to College: went
Do you want to get Married: not right now
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not particularly, have to use the BS to get by!
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Not this afternoon, but usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: err..... i keep meaning to go to california
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never had one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I once ate cat biscuits
In the past month have you been on Stage: My job is a kind of stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its february, the earliest you can do it is may
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: I cant remember much of Saturday
Ever been called a Tease: Just then
Ever been Beaten up: Hell No!!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Having drunken sex in a ferrari while escaping the feds at 190mph
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: USA or Kazakstan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dont really mind
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter really
Weight: fat, thin, all is welcome
Best Clothing Style: baggy surfer
Number of Drugs I have taken: impossible to count
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: impossible to count

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You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Green Lantern 75% Spider-Man 65% Hulk 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 65% Superman 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 45% Robin 45% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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Heroes:

My hereos include..... Myself!!!! Ha!! The Person who is my least heroic hero would be Jimbo/Catmeat/alois/jimmy. you know who you are, atoppin tanks my arse, you cant even stop an ironin board down stairs!

My Blog

Quiz of doom

1. If you had to be led into battle, who would lead you?2. What band do you think are (is) the hardest?3. Who would the best WWE champion be, if you had tio nominate a celebrity?4.If you could have en...
Posted by L P on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

The Car is on it way outta the door. possibly to iraq

I have started my previous blogs quoting this before..... I stopped to fill my car up, and it cost me my soul. Im selling my car. i cant afford to run a sports car for a while. Its a J reg vtec prelud...
Posted by L P on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

That Last one?

That Last one? I quite often write an intoxicated blog. Sometimes the blog is intoxicated with obscure references to the life i live on the outside, sometimes i am intoxicated. Today is both of th...
Posted by L P on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

Think you can take me?

Im fairly pissed at the moment. Not Usual Lp style pissed. Pissed Off. Alot of people these days are behaving a bit disrespectfull towards me. To begin with, i thought fuck em, thats what you usually ...
Posted by L P on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

You walk through miles in this bitter danger

ONCE YOu OPEN THIS YOU HAVE NINE AND A HALF MINIUTES TO REPOST OTHERWISE YOU WILL BECOME A DAVID HASSELHOFF SEXUAL GROUPEY AND A BULL FELATIO ANTICIPATIONIST. SOME SIDE-EFFECTS MAY BE, N00BNESS AND XF...
Posted by L P on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:44:00 PST

100% Hot and Running

This is a war cry. Im 100% hot and running. Easy. Its time for a motherfucker like me to step up to the lineTake back what is mineThe thing which has alluded me for two monthsThree attemptsThree faliu...
Posted by L P on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

God Almighty

Your Fucking Momma!!! while i sit here thinking about who exactly needs bitching about, i cant help but think about all the n00bs out there that need a heads up about certain things.Someone who i ...
Posted by L P on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

Answers to "due to unpopular demand"

Due to unpopular demand.... Thats right baby!!! The Lp quiz is back! I have 15 questions for ya, if you have any self respect you will answer them, or be doomed into drinking only Doom for the res...
Posted by L P on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:14:00 PST

my own quiz answers

1. Are you a n00b?i am the king of n00bness2. Have you had sex in the last 36 days?36 times baby!3. Do you sometimes believe you life is starting to resemble "Dawsons Creek"?never, i dont have time to...
Posted by L P on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

For the sake of it

im writing this blog because i want another beer, even though i should be in bed and feel the need to justify it. so here goes..... im not as angry as usual. That doesnt mean not as random, just in c...
Posted by L P on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST