Jack Benny

I'm Jack Benny an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor; arguably the BIGGEST star in classic American radio and a MAJOR television attraction.I was the greatest fullback EVER to play at Yale. I quit football because I was afraid of hurting my hands, which would've stopped me from playing the violin (I'm one of the world's greatest violinists.) I've also been renowned for my flawless comic timing and (especially) my ability to get laughs with either a pregnant pause or a single expression.The United States Treasury took out a significant loan from my vault, in honor they replaced the image of George Washington on the dollar bill with a picture of me dressed as George Washington. The world may never know that, but YOU believe it or I am calling the loan in default.I am also the honorary chairman of the Beverly Hills Beavers.My motion picture "The Horn Blows at Midnight" was one of the best pictures about trumpeters and angels to be released in April of 1945.