The Penis Wants A Raise |
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a
raise in salary for the following reasons:
1- I do physical labor.
2.- I work at great depths.
3.- I plunge head first into everyth...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
Another Part Of Getting Old.....This Sucks |
Are you diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.?
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it develops: I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
For Woman Over 30.... |
A Classic For Every Woman Over 30...Enjoy! 'As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:06:00 GMT |
This Getting Old Shit Really Sucks |
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way. Then, you wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day. After that, you ge...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:58:00 GMT |
The Unknown |
I look at the future, not knowing what tomorrow will bring , I am going to live life like there's no tomorrow, I will cherish every moment with you knowing it could be the last, let's taste all that ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:26:00 GMT |
Armed, Yes.....PMS....no way |
This is long but so worth it..... please read and have a good laugh........ Why Math Is Taught in School....By a Random Male. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right i...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:13:00 GMT |
So Sad....My Favorite Childrens Poem |
Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favourite dress tied with a bow.Today was Daddy's Day at school,And she couldn't wait to go.But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.Why t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:46:00 GMT |
