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Ipper

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I forget what I'm about to say and I get easily distracted. I like lots and lots of music...errr...and stuff...I'm Hardcore

I love paraffin more than I love you, I love Kevlar more than I love you cos that soaks the paraffin up and all because I love fire more than I love you. If you wanna impress you know what to do...
...wear clothes made out of kevlar, bathe in paraffin and then set yourself on fire...

JOIN MY RELIGION...FREE TOASTERS FOR THE FIRST 101 DISCIPLES!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pyromanics, preferably the juggling spinning types, not the home wreckers.

People who are willing to worship me and live their lives according to my doctrine.

Any of the Fraggles, Animal from The Muppets, Elmo from Seseame Street, Howlin' Mad Murdock and BA Baracus.

My Blog

The Book of Coincidence (Alternative Title: How This Shit Began)

So How did this shit start and what is this shit anyway?  Well this shit would be more appropriately named The Shit - or The Universe...or possibly even more accurately The Multiverse, The Stagna...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:55:00 GMT

Ipper Book 1

I first realised I was a demi-god when I was taking magical mushrooms walking down a mountain in wales/shropshire, I was stopped by a sheep. This was no ordinary sheep as it's coat was technicolour wi...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jan 2005 11:02:00 GMT

Ipperist

The 7 Commandments, know as The Great Ipperisms 1. Treat others as you wish to be treated yourself, unless they are deemed a cunt. 2. Respect thy parents, thy music and thy drugs. 3. Stick up for...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 11:12:00 GMT