I'm odd, deal!
I'm getting old now, 23 going on, yeah here's the thing, I'm not having another new birthday till I'm 47, 23 years of 23, it feels right, so yeah, 23 going on 23
A bit about me, I'm up, down, all around the houses. On a good day I'll think you in knots and drink you under the table. On a bad day, you don't want to see the bad days, they're when I stay home and play games and listen to weird music.
You'll always see something new, maybe something blue, who knows, it's your eyes that'll do the looking guys so take a peek. I might freak you out, creep you out or just plain terrify you, to be honest, and I am, pretty much always and brutally, I'm harmless and I carry few agendas, I'm happy with my life and what I have, ok I may want more of it but I'm not going to intentionally do something at the expense of someone else, unless of course they are a dick and then well, free game.
Now here's the catch, and it's a big one guys, not on the lines of "You're the son of God, cool yeah, but you've got to die to save the souls of all these insects" but it's still a biggie for a little guy like me. So here goes Oh, and the owl, I took that photo!
Took some effort ok!
I see it anywhere else and I'll come round your house with my swords and slowly hack you to pieces, you want it ask and I'll link you to my dA
One more thing, I used to self harm, I've got scars and marks all over my arms, seriously guys, two tips and this isn't a joke, if you're going to do it and you've got reason, it doesn't have to be logical or owt, just right, do it properly it will help a bit and keep it to yourself. Your pain, your pleasure, your endorphin fix for the day. It is a drug and it is dangerous and addictive, hospitals and psyche evaluations aren't fun, for one thing you'll feel a tit for fucking it up, I mean life gets bad but you know you suck when you fail at suicide, and the nurses, don't give them shit, ever, not ever, it's stupid and it's just not right, they help and they are absolutely amazing, I know, I've put myself in an A+E bed doing it and I spent half the night apologising for wasting their time cause I botched it.
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Kinda sucks I was totally honest about that one too. One good thing though, it was more a Stride of Pride than a Walk of Shame
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