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About Me

should you listen to your conscience? or should your conscience listen to you? the lack of common sense is more common than having the sense itself.
i work in Santa Monica balancing accounts and managing money.
i'm also a car fanatic. no, not import turning or pieces of shit that make a lot of noise and is suppose to be an "econo-car" with stickers that make it go faster and gigantic wings that probably add more weight to create downforce instead of using airflow. exceptions are econo-cars that are fixed up first from the factory with a non-econo engine (GTi's, Civic Si's, usually anything -charged but for some reason never a Toyota product except for maybe a tC supercharged... which isn't an econo-car to begin with except in terms of purchase price). favorite cars i've had: VW products ('01 Wolfsburg Edition, '02 GTi, and a '05 GLi) and an '05 G35 coupe (it was so bad ass... i miss it). unfortunately, i never found a sugar daddy when i realized how much of a financial burden your own mom can be. i have a new baby now--i call her "Betty White," she's grey inside, white outside, is the only car i actually gave a name and she might be Jewish with that three-pointed star on her nose.
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?SEE. i'm not that girly.... FOR ALL YOU ACCUSING SOGGY-SODOMY-BOTTOMIES. i will bite the pillow though, just for you. ;o)
Your Birthdate: June 17
Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very lucky financially, because this date indicates a solid business sense.
Although you are probably very honest and ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd and successful in the world of business and commercial enterprise.
You have excellent organizational, managerial, and administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects and significant amounts of money with relative ease.
You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them.
A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

boys, cars, sex, snowboarding, swimming, dancing, the ocean, hanging out, driving, sushi, VODKA, imported beer, fancy coffee, dining (not eating, fool--there's a difference and refinement involved aside from shoving consumables in your trap.), and setting people's nutts on fire and/or hitting them with a vehicle.... oh wait... forget i said the latter statement, especially the latter of the latter cause that's just a bunch of legal issues with pedestrians.
Name: AKiRA
Birthdate: 1982.June.17
Birthplace: Gardena, CA
Current Location: Gardena, CA (some how i came back)
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 155#
Piercings: 14
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend: my hand, lubricant, and haute gay porn
Overused Phraze: "like" "fuck!" "shit!" "vodka." "smoke?" (in any order with or without)
FAVORITES
Food: anything tasty: cuban, jap, chink, mexican, italian... and whatever else looks good; the same way i check guys out.
Candy: i'm not too big of a fan of sweets, but i do like chocolate toffee macadanias or godiva truffles or sour stuff
Number: 7 or 17
Color: blue silver grey
Animal: fuzzy or scaly ones, doesn't matter
Drink: captain and coke
Alcohol Drink: vodka
Bagel: trail mix @ panera--omg that shit is so good!
Letter: the cyrillic or arabic ones.
Body Part on Opposite sex: BOOBS. same sex: chest and crotch.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: depends
Chocolate or Vanilla i like to have both in my mouth.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE with hot chocolate to make my poor man's mocha.
Kiss or Hug: depends from who.
Dog or Cat: with spicy chang's sauce and lemon scallions... eRr... oh wait... umm....
Rap or Punk: PUNK.
Summer or Winter: summer. winter only for snowsports. (eww, not like that you pervs! wanna play? :)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: i don't like being scared... but i like both.
Love or Money: love is priceless.
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i'm tired and any time i want it to be.
Most Missed Memory: i can't remember.
Best phyiscal feature: i don't like it when people ask me this question cause i can't say "tits and ass"; so i guess it's "lips and ass"
First Thought Waking Up: "fuck! i'm late to work!"
Goal for this year: to keep my sanity.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: are you fawkking stupid? yes.
Ever Smoked: i do smoke...
Pot: of course i have... pots and pans... stupid potheads... :)
Ever been Drunk: no, seriously, are you fawkking stupid? i'm gay. of course i've been.
Ever been beaten up: i don't think so... when i do, i hope there's rape involved. :oP
Ever beaten someone up: not physically... mentally and emotionally, yea, i'm pretty sure i have.
Ever Shoplifted: yup.
Ever Skinny Dipped: yup.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yea... the most i've done with a girl is... eat... with another guy...
IN A GUY
Favorite Eye Color: anything that's not dark...
Favorite Hair Color: anything that isn't always fake...
Short or Long: hair: usually short, especially down there. penis: long. very long. but no pencil dicks please.
Height: taller than me.
Style: as long as they know what they're doing.
Looks or Personality: neither matters if they're stupid as a rock.
Hot or Cute i like lower maintenance better; if they don't know they're either/or, then fantastic!
Drugs and Alcohol: what kind?
Muscular or Really Skinny: i actually like either slim/thin/average/or toned...
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit: the European ones
How do you want to Die: in an orgy, being where the train stops, overdosing, and saving the world all at the same time.
Been to the Mall Lately: i work for the company that owns and manages them--AND IT'S NOT FREAKIN' WESTFIELD.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. i love when the wind howls too cause it sounds like children screaming.
Get along with your Parents: in my opinion, i don't think i do.
Health Freak: i try to be often.
Do you think your Attractive: well, i like to think that i'm not butt ugly--i got a nice butt actually. ;)
Believe in Yourself: depends on my mental condition.
Want to go to College: i did... and still do... but my parents (and family) kinda fucked that up for me.
Do you Smoke: you already asked this.
Do you Drink: no, SERIOUSLY, are you fawkking stupid?
Shower Daily: guaranteed unless i'm not home.
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: i try to... watch when i get drunk and there's karaoke, then hell yes.
Want to get Married: yes, but only to another guy.
Do you want Children: yes--either adoption or if i can have child by way of relation to my husband.
Have your future kids names planned out: they were... kinda still are, but not really.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: hahahahahhahah.... i think i was 13 or 14.
Hate anyone: i'm a gemini, what do you think?

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I'd like to meet:

you and whoever else--just make sure you introduce yourself before you think i'll add you to my "friend space"; cause how do you know i even want to add you? so let's chat. althgough, even if you do introduce yourself, you need to be interesting... and be able to communicate well in the english language when typing messages.

i think neurotic people are interesting... people with neurosis are a special kind of people whose characteristics make you love them. i also like people with piercings or tattoos (i have 14 piercings and 3 tattoos, gonna get more tattoos though). message me: socaligtiboi@AIM

...
namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa...
buddham saranam gacchami
dhammam saranam gacchami
sangham saranam gacchami
...

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Music:

I like listening to alternative, punk, rock, dance, and some pop (I usually listen to KROQ).

The Dildo Song

Everyone knows it's dildo!

Kelly, "Shoes"

Movies:

trainspotting, 28 days later, party monster, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, dogma, kill bill, kung fu hustle, crash

Television:

scrubs, teen titans, justice league, malcolm in the middle, south park, reno911, family guy, fullmetal alchemist, naruto, american dad, desperate housewives, the simpsons, grey's anatomy, kyou kara maou!, arrested development, weeds, my name is earl, law of ueki

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Books:

books take up too much space... isn't that why everything's digital now?

Heroes:

the person whoever said that the condition of a certain speech impediment where the speaker usually has trouble producing "s" and "z" sounds should be called a person with a "lisp." how evil is that? must've been a gemini who came up with it. ;)