Stealth Maestro E. Rockafella

Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries, FOR FREE!
But in time a thought comes tugging on the sleeve edge of our minds
Perhaps no perfect way exists at all, just many different kinds
Oh but if it’s just a thing of taste then everything unwinds
For without an absolute how can the absolute define…
I think I must update this for my own health, or boredom I suppose. Seems to me I missed the myspace popularity in high school, so if you bear with me I plan abusing it now.
I really really enjoy highlights magazines. More so, the hidden picture section (usually on the fold of the page) its probably my favorite thing to do at Barnes and Nobles after I get the largest coffee possible. Also: dinosaur pictures are the pretty great too.
I'll do anything once, twice if I like it. I'm the jack of all trades and the master at none. I can spout artistic prose without actually saying anything (bullshitting tactics 101) Additionally, I enjoy the use of interjections, inappropriate conversation starters, and the uncompromised use of the oxford comma.
My favorite color is purple. My favorite word is lunch.
it also helps to be unequivocally sarcastic.
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