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hEy GuYs My NaMe Is SaBrInA oR bRiNa FoR sHoRt. Im A gAnGsTa LoL! iM lIkE 100% gErMaN n A lIl DaNiSh i Go To EaSt LeYdEn, It ShOuLd BuRn To ThE gRoUnD. i DoNt CaRe WhAt AnY oF u AsShOlEs ThInK AbOuT mE! i UsEd To PlAy BaDmInToN fOr LoVeLy LeYdEn *ThRoWs Up* I eArNeD a VaRsItY lEtTeR aNd A pLaqUe FoR bEiNg ThE mOsT dEdIcAtEd!I lOvE kIsSiNg
Part Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
Part Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
I'm anti social just for the simple fact of people not knowing how to converse with me. Im with Umpa on needing a dictionary to be talked to! I'm Very Bi polar and will kill you if you piss me off. And i mean this next statement 100%....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE if you think you are gonna piss someone with it off. I dont like girls at all they are drama. Drama is bullshit to me so fuck girls. You will rarely see me with girls 24-7 unless u count my other half Umpa. If you think you are gonna change me, you arent going to have a mind to think with. So u ShOuLd DeFiNiTeLy HolLa At Me On .. XxPiMpCeSsXx23. Im A pRoUd MeMbEr Of Da PiErOgI cLaN 4eVeR!
R.I.P. Marta Magdelana Pjodcki August 11, 1988-June 11,2005 :(
*~*iM sExY,uR fYnE,u Be Da 6,IlL bE dA 9,u Be My HoT bOy,N iLl bE yO hUnNi,U bE mY pLaYbOy N iLl bE yO bUnNy!!!
*~*WhEn YoU lOvE sOmEoNe...WhAt CaN yOu Do?...YoU cAn'T cOnTrOl YoUr HeArT...It CoNtRoLs YoU!
*~*B!TcHeS tAlK bOuT mE cUz ThEy *ThInK* tHeY kNo Me(B!TcH pLeAsE)!F ! HaD a D!Ck,YoU'd Be ThA FiRsT tA -- *bLoW mE*
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*~*i ShAvE mY lEgS i SiT dOwN tO pEe.AnD i CaN jUsTiFy AnY,sHoPpInG sPrEe.DoN't Go To A bArBeR, bUt A bEaUtY sAlOn. I cAn GeT a MaSsAgE wItHoUt A hArD-oN i CaN bAlAnCe ThE cHeCkBoOk,I cAn PuMp My OwN gAs. CaN tAlK tO mY fRiEnDs, AbOuT tHe SiZe Of My AsS. mY bEaUtY's A mAsTeRpIeCe, AnD yEs, It TaKeS lOnG. aT lEaSt I cAn AdMiT, tO oThErS wHeN i'M wRoNg. I dOn'T dRiVe In CiRcLeS, aT aNy CoSt. AnD i DoN't HaVe A pRoBlEm, AdMiTtInG i'M lOsT. i NeVeR fOrGeT, aN iMpOrTaNt DaTe. YOu JuSt GoTtA dEaL wItH iT, i'M uSuAlLy LaTe.I dOn'T wAtCh MoViEs, WiTh LoTs Of GoRe I dOn'T nEeD iNsTaNt RePlAy,To ReMeMbEr ThE sCoRe I wOn'T lOsE mY hAiR, i DoN’t GeT jOcK iTcH aNd JuSt CaUsE i'M aSsErTiVe,DoN't CaLl Me A bItCh. DoN't SaY tO yOuR fRiEnDs,Oh YeAh, I cAn GeT hEr. In YoUr DrEaMs, My DeAr,I cAn Do BeTtEr! FlOwErS aRe OkAy, BuT jEwElRy’S bEsT. wOuLd YoU lOoK aT mY fAcE,nOt At My cHeSt! I dOn'T hAvE a PrObLeM,wItH eXpReSsInG mY fEeLiNgS. i KnOw WhEn YoU'rE lYiNg,YoU lOoK aT tHe CeIlInG.dOn'T cAlL mE a GiRl, A bAbE oR a ChIcK. i Am A wOmAn, GEt It, YoU pRiCk?!~
*~*RoSeS aRe DeAd AnD sO aRe YoU i'M sTiLl In LoVe,BuT nOt W/ yOu, YoU tHoUgHt YoU hUrT mE, aNd MaDe Me CrY, bUt I wAs In LoVe WiTh AnOtHeR gUy, SImPlY bEcAuSe YoU hAd No ClAsS, aLl YoU cAn Do Is KiSs My AsS, yOu SiT aRoUnD aNd TaLk YoUr ShIt, So FuCk YoU aNd YoUr LiTtLe DIcK, yOu ThOuGhT yOu LeFt,BuT i LeFt YoU, wHaT mY mAnS dOiNg YoU cAn'T dO, yOu TeLl YoUr HoMiEs YoU pLaYeD mE lIkE a BiTcH, aNd I tElL aLl My GuRlS yOu HaVe A lItTlE dIcK,yOu SaId YoU lOvEd Me BuT iT wAsN't TrUe, BuT gUeSs WhAt MoThEr FuCkEr,I pLaYeD yOu!!!
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You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.You set your wedding date for 4/20.You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.You start every sentence with - uhhh!.You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.You have a 102.7 fever and you still go out to smoke 2 dro blunts.Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.You sell your car for gas moneyYou are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.You wait around for 4:20 and then you realize its 7:30You eat 2 large pizzas, 20 piece of beef jerky, and 30 boxs of nerds and you wonder when the munchies are going to kick in.
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How to make a Sabrina
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts crazyiness
1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Capn' Whackin Cracka
You ride around in a 2004 BMW 530
Yo gang The Meatloaf Pummelers
Yo shoes be Cement blocks
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 277
How much money you got? $6.37357834230867e+25
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 91%
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 33
When will you commit suicide? September 22, 2046
What will your suicide note say? Now there's simply one less heart left to break
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To pick up Sabrina: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... everlasting
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You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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