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I Wear a Helmet

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About Me

i was gonna update this....For the time being, im keepin it short and sweet. My name's joe. I party a lil too much, i work even more. I love my friends and hate drama. Along with that, i hate fake people. Im all about a good time tho and making the best of any and every situation.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joey
Birthday: September thurrrrrd, 1980
Birthplace: Philly philly.....philly's where i am from
Current Location: Deptford "D-Block" New Jerz
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed, but i can do some things with both....NOOOO NOT THAT.
Your Heritage: italian....100%
The Shoes You Wore Today: crispy pair a Air Force ones all day.....Tims when i went out at nite.
Your Weakness: dunno
Your Fears: drowning....not death, just drowning.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, Bacon, Hot Sauce, and Pineapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood.....dont roll over
Your Best Physical Feature: all of them
Your Bedtime: 10 PM, 2 AM, 4 AM......whenever my eyes wont stay open anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Quizznos or Cheesecake Factory???
Single or Group Dates: Groups if in groups u mean me and 4 girls.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Coffee and Bananna Fudge Chunk---Better known as B-Funk
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha Grande
Do you Smoke: no way.....yuck. Only if im that drunk.
Do you Swear: seriusly.....who the fuck doesnt.
Do you Sing: when im drunk or showering.
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes...once
Do you want to go to College: graduate in a month bitchezzz
Do you want to get Married: whoooo knowwwws
Do you belive in yourself: yes, and so does everyone else....I mean in me, not themselves.
Do you get Motion Sickness: neva that
Do you think you are Attractive: yes please.....seriously, i think i look very good. I'd do me if i wasnt me
Are you a Health Freak: lol....not at all. But somehow i stay in decent shape.
Do you get along with your Parents: Alot more then i did when i was a bad ass teenager.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like rain in the summer period....At nite....
Do you play an Instrument: I dont anymore....But i can play a bunch of shit.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is the Pope Catholic???
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah, but not habitually
In the past month have you been on Drugs: few bong hits here n there never hurt anyone
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a few.....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes.....several
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: sure
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: did today actually. I love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: not at all
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does that inclue hot tubs???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah, that was cool when i was 12
Ever been Drunk: plenty of times
Ever been called a Tease: yeah....but i usually deliver the goods...lol
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i think everyone has
How do you want to Die: with my face down in the grass so i can fuck tha world while ya kiss my ass...............or having sex. Heart attack during an orgasm sounds interesting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: somethin in the computer field. Porn star could always be a good backup.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy with a girl. Amsterdam with my boys
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: not too short, but not ridiculously long
Height: . like around my hieght. No more then a few inches taller
Weight: nothin BIG, and nothing too skinny....thats just gross
Best Clothing Style: kinda prep....but when a girl can wear a jersey, and look good, so seductive.
Number of Drugs I have taken: why are there so many questions about drugs on this.....you a fuckin narc???
Number of CDs I own: 3000.....at the least
Number of Piercings: 2 left.....used to be like 8
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one...............
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z----my favorite MC of all time......I'd love to blaze one with him and just listen to him spit for hours. The man is a lyrical genius. Whoever invented Guiness----no one is feelin me on this one, but thats sum real beer. Good stuff. Jenna Jameson----for obvious reasons....who woudln't wanna meet her? Hillary Duff (in a year or so)-----thats all me when she's legal....all me. Dave Navarro----his life is so interesting. Chingy---to DDT his ass thru a table. George Zallie Sr.----to thank him for supplying me with this wonderful job i have and then set up another table on top of Chingy and reverse suplex his ass thru it after setting it on fire. Kevin Smith----good movies....good movies.

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About me.....

Its been a while....and honestly my work, friends, and girlfriend consume me to the point im rarely on the computer anymore.  So let me catch you all up on the wonderful world of joey....in a fac...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 20:48:00 GMT