I'd like to meet:
Tom Cruise. It's about time I telll him to shut the fuck up. Madonna too while I'm at it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Almighty God
Birthday: eternity
Birthplace: omnipresent
Current Location: inside your hearts
Eye Color: too bright to gaze upon
Hair Color: brunette
Height: all encompassing
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: as cracker as they get
The Shoes You Wore Today: penny loafers
Your Weakness: a good natural disaster
Your Fears: betrayal, egotistic manipulaters
Your Perfect Pizza: chicago style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winning back your trust
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Has Tom Cruise shut up yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: My aura
Your Bedtime: whenever my disciples put the X-box away
Your Most Missed Memory: That fricken sweet hydroponic, organic garden Adam and Eve fucked up
Pepsi or Coke: Soda Pop is satanic
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tools of the devil
Single or Group Dates: eh. I can pleasure myself if need be. I don't date much.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea made from the pleasure of free will
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with the little confettti colors
Cappuccino or Coffee: Red Bull gives me wings
Do you Smoke: hmm Satan smokes. What do you think?
Do you Swear: Swear to always love you and forgive you, and be there when you pray and... lol OMG couldn't say that with a straight face
Do you Sing: That's my voice singing the jingles in your head.
Do you Shower Daily: Why? Do I smell?
Have you Been in Love: Yes. Then betrayed by my creations, I realized I had to test you before committing again.
Do you want to go to College: I am college. Bitch.
Do you want to get Married: No, I'm married to myself.
Do you belive in yourself: Don't fuck with me. You know my answer to that. I am almighty and all encompassing. Sometimes though... late at night... I cry like a little girl.
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I play Monkey Ball.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course.
Are you a Health Freak: Of course.
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't have a creator. I am the creator.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I make them.
Do you play an Instrument: Saxophone.
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked a sinner.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ..... you want to be smighted, don't you?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I already covered that one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Mary Higgins Clark was doing a book signing.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oh! You caught me! I can't resist those delicious little cookies!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate the Japanese. Worst mistake I ever made.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Apparently I have. Are you reading "Hell House" producers? I hope you are. I don't like when people mock me!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes. Apparently everyone's become Bhuddist, Kabbalist, or Scientologist. I saving my wrath up for one final showdown.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: There's no lakes in heaven. Just very shallow puddles of reflective rainwater. Very pretty. Add a nice touch to my decore.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hmmm. The Bush administration's pride. Barbara Walter's panties.
Ever been Drunk: NO!
Ever been called a Tease: hee hee ...yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Try me mutha fucka! You saw what happened to Lucifer!
Ever Shoplifted: ...
How do you want to Die: I don't die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Admired and worshipped.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ukraine. I'll slap some sense into them.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes devoted only to me!
Favourite Hair Color: Blondes.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: no fatties
Best Clothing Style: Burkas or potato bags with eye slits. Exposing your flesh! Sinners!
Number of Drugs I have taken: ... You're asking for it.
Number of CDs I own: All the ones I stole from St. Peter.
Number of Piercings: The piercing in my heart when one of you turn from my love.
Number of Tattoos: One. It's a little flaming skull on my ankle. Sexy!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Two. Giving you free will and giving man a penis.
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