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About Me

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Baby M♥ !
[aka Miley Beech
or
Smiley Montana]
I couldnt have said it better myself:
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."

-Joaquin Phoenix


If I went to college I would major in Apology.

-Dane Cook


I’m Shaina. There’s a lot I could say about myself . . . because I’m one of those kinds of people. I like to drink. I like to laugh. I have a tendency to swear too much and talk too loud. On a daily basis I’m called obnoxious and an asshole, but I think those are two qualities that my friends like in me. Oh yeah, I use the word 'hate' a lot. And I think burping is more gross than farting.
If you don’t like people that make jokes at others expense, you most definitely will not like me. No ones safe from being cracked on, but its all in good fun. . . Sometimes. Usually when I hit on guys [which happens way to often, probably] they think I’m joking. Or maybe they just hope I am. But anyway, the point is, I’m always joking around. I have a saying, "Don’t believe anything I tell you" because I’m most likely fucking with you.
Tattoos are my favorite: I have a bloody handprint between my shoulder blades that reads 'Five' [because there’s five of us in my family], On the inside of my left wrist it has 'Exodus' and under that it says '21: 24-25' [which is the 'eye for an eye' scripture], on the inside of my right wrist I have 'Songs for the Deaf' and under it '8:14-15' [my little ode to Queens of the Stone Age], I have a small tattoo on the lower right side of my back that I got when I was young and dumb and I’m working on a Asian influenced half sleeve- right arm. Thanks to having to work, I can’t have facial piercing- but I will never, never, never take my treguses out.
My roomates
[They tend to do that on occasion]

My Interests

Click it. . .

I know you want too.

My three C's, music, werewolves, my S.G. Hoodratz Girls [and the 12/29 girls], hanging out with the Aila cousins and my uce, taco beezie, drankin, reading and writing, sleeping, pushing buttons, nipple rings(guys), critiquing porn/porn with plots/hairy porn, saying CRUDE things, swearing, mind fucking, trying to dissect peoples brains, eating pudding off fat hairy men, talking on the net, late night phone calls, texting, cryptic Myspace comments, Chris Crocker, YouTube

This is where Im from. . .

I'd like to meet:

Hey bitch! Dont add me just to add me. . . add me cause you want me! Or add me cause Im just that fucking cool! Im not one of those people who want three thousand "friends" on my friends list. So if you add me just because you need another person on your Quota, dont pitch a God Damned fit when I Decline your ass. With that said- heres who I want to meet:

My boy crush Ryan Dunn. Hes been crazy hot
to me since I first saw him in CKY videos.

And since Im converting to lesbianism I want the world
to know that Kate Moennig is my type.

Want to converse?:
AOL Instant Messenger: ShainaThe1derKid

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Music:

CHECK OUT AIR RAID SIREN, BITCHES! #1 ON MY TOP EIGHT!

Wanna know? Check it out, then try it out-

80's Alternative:
Highest Influence
90's Alternative:
Highest Influence
Heavy Metal:
Highest Influence
Punk:
Highest Influence

80's Pop:
High Influence
80's R&B:
High Influence
80's Rock:
High Influence
90's Pop:
High Influence
Alternative Rock:
High Influence
Classic Rock:
High Influence
Hair Bands:
High Influence
Progressive Rock:
High Influence
Ska:
High Influence

90's R&B:
Medium Influence
Adult Alternative:
Medium Influence
Country:
Medium Influence

90's Hip Hop:
Low Influence
90's Rock:
Low Influence
Dance:
Low Influence
Hip Hop:
Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop:
Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Psychological thrillers, B-Movies, Horror and Gore, movies that make you think or change the way you think. Oh, I ♥ movies with endings that make you say, "What the fuck!" and I hate action movies.

Television:

Dexter. CSI and The L Word. Im a sucker for VH1 CelebReality Shows, too.

Books:

I like books written by dead European men. Greek mythology. The classics. Things other people think are boring. I also like reading books that people thought were disturbing. Not because Im a creepy kid or a freakshow. . . just because it amuses me how messed up some people can be/think.

Heroes:


Chuck fucking Liddell

and Stitch

My Blog

give it up for MOTHER FUCKING Gerard Way!

Amazing.1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?Ryan Dunn. That way he cant run away!2. Who do you blame for your mood today?I rather not go there.3. Have you ever seen a dead body?...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

homewreck these nuts

I dont like men who cry.I dont like men who give me my way all the time.I dont like men who dont make me think.I dont like men who try and "make" me like them.I dont like men who are sluts/ cheaters.I...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

laa dee daa

90. What is your name?shaina fantastic89. What did you do last night?Nothing. I talked on the phone a lot and texted a bunch, too.88. Do you have an opposite sex best friend that you can talk to?Yerp....
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST

Im to lazy to be witty.

 1. How old will you be in 3 years?Twenty-six.2. Do you think you'll be married by then?Impossible, Im never getting married. I do h ope I have kids, though.3. What do you look forward to most in...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

HONESTLY - I should leave for work.

 1.Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?- HONESTLY, thats a loaded question. Its not that simple.2.Honestly, what color is your underwear?- Teal. Yes, thats it.3.Honestly, what's on...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

crackwhore

01. Raised: In the country landscape of Waianae.02. Planned baby: I dont know about being planned butI was mos'def made after they got married.03. Birth date: Dec. 29th04. Any siblings: Yes- two siste...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

im in love <3

If youre wondering, what your favorite person in the world would like to have, i'll give you a clue:orBags, not wallets. Since Im getting my Elvis wallet. Any size of the two. In white, please.Eric as...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

since the month starts only when I get a job. . .

Leaving for the interview in 25 minutes.Wish me luck so I can have money to pay rent, buy make-up, hair accessories and shoes.Oh yeah and so Diego can shut the fuck up and quit talking shit.I think Im...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

. . .um. . .

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!Hahahahaha....
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:22:00 PST

no lies. . . really!

1. ARE YOU GOING TO LIE?I wont lie. What'd be the fun in that?2. WHAT SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?A grey wife beater with Edward Scissorhands on the left side.3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?...
Posted by .|voldemort|. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:41:00 PST