Joseph Alvin Gladstone - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Song Code from MyPimpSpace Hi, I imitate Bullwinkle all the time, live in my friend's basement, have a mullet and also wear ninja turtle pjs. I also do an awsome impression of Popeye. I'm a stand up comic, which my career really took off after landing a gig on Star Search. Oh my god, it was so unbeleivable, I was like, "WHOA!" Also co-president of the PTA at the girls school with Mrs. Carruthers., where I also served as a substitute for Mrs. Carruthers. I almost moved out of the house because I bought a stolen 1977 Firebird for DJ's 16th birthday, but Danny talked me into staying. If you'd like to write me, I live on 1882 Gerard Street in SanFransisco, California, or you can call me at 555-2424.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Beach Boys, Wayne Newton, Carrot Top, Popeye, Bullwinkle, Alanis Morrissette, Jungle Jenny, Ed McMahon, Alison Axelrod, Patty Fogerty, Roxy Martin, Little Richard, Mr. Bear, Martin the goldfish, and Mr. Malatesta.

My Blog

cool site!

http://www.cutitout.net/
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:53:00 GMT

What some site wrote about me

Joey Gladstone is Danny's best friend since childhood and former college roommate. His catchphrase is "Cut.. it.. out" accompanied by a series of related hand and face gestures. He, like Jesse, has v...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:42:00 GMT

Neat stuff

Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:39:00 GMT

Me explaining sex to Michelle

me: It sounds like Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy.Michelle: What's privacy?me: It means they want to spend time together alone. Michelle: What are they doing in there? me: They're, ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:38:00 GMT

The Kitty Krispies Jingle

Jesse:Well I went to my cat the other day,And asked him what he liked to eat.Joey:I said: I'm sick of that junk you're feeding me,How about a brand new threat ?Jesse:He said I'm sick of that junk you...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:22:00 GMT

Have any of you seen Comet?

The other day, Michelle was walking Comet, when he ran off after a Funky Frank volkswagon. I found this out while Jesse was acting like a dick toward me while we were working on music. Come to f...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:45:00 GMT