They've got it in for me -or- AHHHH! |
Scene 1It's a quiet fall day. The air is warm with a little crispness to it. The only sounds are the twittering of birds, the clanking of the flagpole across the street, and the occasional rumble of a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:21:00 GMT |
Darcy -or- The Tale of a 10-day Waiting Period |
Once
upon a time, there was a crabby old Beagle named Darcy. Darcy's owners
were not very good about keeping an eye on her, so she liked to escape
from the house and roam the neighborhood.
One ho...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:35:00 GMT |
Goodbye, yellow dog. |
I remember last summer when we first met. You sneakily gave us the cute doggy routine and made me love you. You happily retrieved toys and thrown balls endlessly, and assimilated yourself into the fam...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:27:00 GMT |
Stupid Parenting 101, version 2 |
Ah, the end of spring, soon to be the summer season. A lovely Memorial Day looked forward to by a boy who is eager to spend the day with his dad. One thing I've learned as a parent is that parents sho...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 20:53:00 GMT |
Stuff on my Kid |
This is what happens when you combine a small, tired child and a twisted sense of humor.I've come to the conclusion that we're just not right... but, damn, do we have fun.
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 09:15:00 GMT |
Nothing quite says,"Quit staring at my boobs..." |
Like a giant vulva on your formal dress.Yes, finally, while you wear this dress, your date won't be preoccupied with your cleavage! And remember - You can't un-see it. You're welcome.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:07:00 GMT |
Uh-oh. |
It seems as though my ears are forever a dominant trait.Sorry, kid.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:19:00 GMT |
What have I done? |
What is it about that first haircut that suddenly turns a baby into a little kid? Not that he's not adorable, but how did my one-year-old suddenly start looking like a toddler instead of a baby?Oh, ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:26:00 GMT |
Elementary School - Equal Opportunity Destroyer |
I remember back when Andy and Beemer were in elementary school, around this time of year, the kids would make construction-paper stockings and hang them up in the classroom, and the day before Christm...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:04:00 GMT |
Cooking Mama. . . KILLS ANIMALS!! |
I don't even know where to begin. The above game, put out by the PETA organization just in time for Thanksgiving, is a "parody" of a popular Nintendo DS game, meant to dissuade people ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:26:00 GMT |
