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About Me

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My Interests

World of Warcraft, animals, wine, crafting, people, disasters, weird ocean life, gardening, serial killers, hamburgers, glitter, cool new lingo, celebrity gossip

I'd like to meet:

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and I absolutely cannot get enough of Azis... yummy yum yum.

Music:

I have very eclectic tastes in music and like everything really, but mostly 80's music of all kinds, Johnny Cash, bluegrass and old pioneer/settler music of all kinds (as weird as that sounds... think Oh Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack) and 1920's radio hits like the Andrews Sisters.

Movies:

to name a few: Aliens, Happy Gilmore, Clue, Ghostbusters, 40 Year Old Virgin, Dawn of the Dead, The Neverending Story, and many more

Television:

LOST, America's Funniest Home Videos, MXC, Flavor/Rock of Love and other such VH1 hits, Discovery Health Channel programs like "Woman with Half a Body" or "Boy with Frozen Bones" or "Raising 14 Children" and things like that

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Clan of the Cave Bear, All Anne Rice, All Stephen King

Heroes:

Bryan, Mom, Maurice, Martha Stewart and Queen Latifah.

My Blog

underpants

My dad calls hanky panky "playing underpants" or "playing the underpants game". He also refers to the male private parts as "peanut". We were just discussing Senator Larry Craig and I caught my...
Posted by Badwoman on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

Mollie

My parents got Mollie when I went off to college. They also got cable. Cable and a puppy, right when I moved out. Mom went and picked her out of the litter and on the way home, she g...
Posted by Badwoman on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST

funny

My Dad told me that when he was little, his busdriver's name was Mr. Driver and the milkman's name was Mr. Drinkit. haha! the good ol' days.
Posted by Badwoman on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:30:00 PST

Great night

How's this for a great night? a) Accidentally spilling wine in your mouth while planning a bachelorette party with a friend. 2) Having great sex. d) Preparing yourself a delicious ham and cheese on ry...
Posted by Badwoman on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Irony

I just love it when someone teases me about my possibly doing something really embarrassing... for example.... sharting. And then they do it themselves right before my very eyes. THAT, ladies an...
Posted by Badwoman on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:31:00 PST

Dick Cake

Ok so in my second visit to "The Ladies Who Lunch", there was not just one, but two Maryanns there. One was "Shit in mah socks Maryann" and the other came to be known as "Dick cake Maryann". Dick cak...
Posted by Badwoman on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

I Shit Mah Socks

So I was randomly invited to a ladies martini party about a year or so ago. I didn't know anyone there aside from my stepmother. About 10 minutes after arriving and receiving my first jalapeno martini...
Posted by Badwoman on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Reawakening

Not unlike the phoenix, I can feel myself rising from the ashes; rather like Gandalf the White, come back in my new form, and this time, better and stronger than ever. I'm now married Robyn... s...
Posted by Badwoman on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

Total Prostitute

So today my dad says to me, "Oh! When you get time, you should google 'total prostitute' in quotes. It's HILARIOUS what you come up with." to which I reply "oh my god.... why on earth ...
Posted by Badwoman on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST

Long Time No Blog

I just want to apologize to AAAALLLL my dedicated readers out there who have been falling apart over the lack of blogs on my part. The injustice is due to the insane massive ridiculous bachelorette p...
Posted by Badwoman on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST