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Alfred E. Neuman

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


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Well, what should I say..........?Does anyone actually read this stuff???Honestly, I am a super nice guy, probably too nice. I have lived here in San Diego for more than 7 years and must admit, it isn't exactly what I was hoping for or expecting for that matter.I am a corn-fed Iowa boy. Grew up in a very small town, around the farm, with Midwest values. I know how to treat people and I understand respect. Like most people, I have experienced a multitude of things, both good & bad. I generally feel this gives me an interesting perspective on life.I'm pretty easy-going & laid-back. I love to laugh and love making people laugh! I laugh at all sorts of things, things others might not find funny. I laugh at myself and I am always cracking myself up. I have an addictive laugh and a stupid laugh. Most people who know me would probably say that I have a VERY perverse sense of humor. Yes, nasty is funny!I'm a dedicated & incredibly loyal person who looks for honesty, sincerity and common decency in the people I choose to get close to. I believe I am fairly grounded even though my life seems otherwise. I seem to be far too trusting and I have been used and abused more than my fair share. I am not bitter though, just saying.I'm ultimately looking for love, but have been known to settle for less along the way. Not that sex is less, it just isn't the same as love. Making love to someone is undoubtedly one of lifes many pleasures. I love having sex, especially oral sex! *Yum*I rarely turn down the opportunity to make a new friend. Not that many people here seem to be interested in a true friendship. People here seem incredibly flakey.If you might want to know more about me, please ask. I'm terifically open & painfully honest.P.S.- If you believe in God, a higer power of some sort or any form of organized religion and have a need to pass judgement on me because I DON'T, then please move along!!!!

My Interests

Movies:

I totally LOVE movies! I have over 600 DVD's.

Television:

Rarely watch tv.

Books:

Dan Brown, John Grisham, Dean Koontz