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ben jamón

eggs over difficult, why can't you be more like eggs over easy?

About Me

in winter, i am a man of many collars.

My Interests

bbq's. if you are having one this summer, let me know.

I'd like to meet:

daryl hall and john oates, standing over their respective stars on broad st.; teeth gleaming, mullets coiffed, eating soggy soft pretzels and drinking wawa ice tea.

Music:

Junior Walker & the All Stars, The Action, The Sea & Cake, Iron & Wine, and all of my friends' bands (whether i like it or not)...

Movies:

Coming to America, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Rushmore, Back to School, Trading Places

Books:

pretty much any Borges fiction, Fitzgerald, Faulkner, Nabokov, Bukowski

Heroes:

back in philly, we call them "hoagies".

My Blog

good ideas: home improvements

STATELY NEW HOME IMPROVEMENTS(charming ideas for sprucing up your digs.)walk-in oven mitt closetsanta claus panic roomfruit leather throw rughorizontal shower stallsmall pox rumpus roompetting zooall-...
Posted by ben jamón on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

good ideas: robots

NEW USES FOR ROBOTS(this is the 21st century and robots are everywhere. here are some important new uses for them.)robot pie crust scorerrobot steve gutenbergrobot tandem bycicle partnerrobot souffles...
Posted by ben jamón on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

good ideas: soft drink flavors

REFRESHING IDEAS FOR SOFT DRINK FLAVORS(venture capitalists, get your check books ready!)ketchupitalian hoagiecajun creole spicemexican pizzamazzo ball soupkelpplay-dohpapier-mâchétooth pasteburmasand...
Posted by ben jamón on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST