"SAILING ON THE SEAS OF SUCCESS: A Biography of Grace Krilanovich" by Nickole A. Pepera (Isolation Flavored Soda)
Once, in a captive land, I met a girl of brown hair. She had the best socks and braces. We we're in typing. Once fathomed off of commune living and bohemian parents of coffeehouses, Grace was grown to be a celebrity of our freshman year. So, what's the greatest gthing grace has ever written? Well one of my favorites is her current manuscript. A biting tale of gore and sex. Grace did not live this tale, ever, but somehow was able conjur the majestic, um, QUALITIES of her story. No grace has never done illegal things that she has listed in thes book -- but how does hse portaray these things? We will never know because Grace is part of this new vidionary waay of living -- phantom writing. We do not doubt the fact that Grace may conjur like a witch in a pale midnite sky among thresholds of forutuned and betrayal -- just some of the methods that Grace has created to captivate her audience will never be able to be formulated by anyone but Grace haerself. Grace like s to ot to greakfast a lot and uses jam. you'll never doubt the majestic qualities. The pets in Grace'ls life, called cats, well, grace has been keeping animals alive many years. she has a soft spot for black cats especially. She has bred some of the finest felines and raised them to be outstanding citizens of the cat world--there's even a certificate aboujt it. has a gold seal. As a child grace semeed as though she were just a fascinated moppet, but how quickly did she excel in all of her academia? mightly quick and swift, thats how. Grace was always the top. Some hard times fell on Grace. When? Grace met another man and she had to break the heart of a far away man. I watched her tactgully navitgate this terrain of somone's hart. hse was always so tactful: the right things to say at the right time. As a teen Grace was a waild one --- for a short time. Grace smoked and drank, hung out with bad rockers, and one time a bad thing happened and Gerace got sick in a pancake house. She had to be carried to the car. It was an embaassment to her. Thsi was the baddest moment in Grace's life. When they made grace, lady luck had a wand, and it waorked. Pretty good. We all adored her flawless c aptivity with fashion and speaking If you wnted to know about anything: counterculture you went to Grace's bedroom. It was like a museum of pop culture, intermingled with the extreuous decor of her teenage creativity. This was 1994, this was the year I met Grace Krilanovich. Wearing wigs at buisicut parties or spraypainting shopping carts; once we stole a janitor's golf cart because we could and we had founded the Quaalude Store, it was our national grographic kiss off to dsociety.
What was her childhood? bread from the finest artistyic pedigree of Capitola Grace Krilanovich never efailed in the culture department. It was she who broat us psychoedelic records to us from er parrent's collection. And made tapes of them for us to listen to in our painting room when we were hight on oil paint, for the most of our days. One more thing about Grace from this time, Was she taught me how to make exotic dishes such as Borscht, Greace had a lot of aprons. We watched this movie, it's andy wArhol's movie, Trash. We watched a lot of these movies in our teenage years because Grace taold us to. Who else made a flourestenct silver painting of a squirrel, four feet by four feet, in 1996? Grace Krilanovich, that's who. OIne time grace was at a food court. she came back asking me to tyake poloraoid pictures of her for a modeling agency. This is just one side of her gratuitous beuty. Dont doubt it, many men that I have known have trid to get me to let them date grace. Few ar egood enough, some of grace's boyfriends neglected the fact that what a fine artist they were having the company of. this breaks my heart because I know first hand the caliber and they have not seen the muse that a blind man can feel. how cousld someone appreicete such fine breeding? Did you know that grace enjoyus scouring peoples' discounted belongings, she has a sweater collection, a video tape collection, a shoe collection, a bad records collectio -- what else? -- apron collection, old animal photographs and found slides collection. Grace is crafty, she produced and engineered our albums, all three of them. I wouldn't have even had a myuspace if it wasn't for Grace. that's just how helpful and smart Grace Krilanovich really is. Grac'e has worked in many libraries. And now she works at hte LA Times. Well what's next for Grace, you're probably wondering. A super big feeling of sucess is on the horizor. Grace has a master's degree, her own car -- its reliable -- a well paying job with no stress, plenty of antiques, a completed manuscript, a loving family, a summer home in Santa Cruz, an archive of paintings, and published work -- have you read her work? You should. Look for Grace in the future. A sail boat.
