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jeff

About Me

I like sugar.
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I like rust.
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a narcissist who goes days without looking in the mirror.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zbigniew Brzezinski.

My Blog

Bee Movie

Ok I get it there is a bee movie.Jesus.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:59:00 GMT

so this is it...

SpacebarI want people to do this... the 5 second one and post your best time. Do it three times and let me know.... I don't have time for this either. I need to feel a connection with my fellow man, t...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:08:00 GMT

MARCEL MARCEAU DEAD

"                                                         &n...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:00:00 GMT

*PEEEEP*

There is a bird outside *PEEEEP* and every 33 seconds it goes *SQEEEK*. I believe it's a condor... yea I know no condors in Texas *PEEEEP* it's at least a hawk, it must be a very hungry  *SQUEEEK...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:04:00 GMT

tractors and flip flops

hey this makes for an interesting story... i am sitting in the tractor service dept. the man to my right is covered in cow shit and wearing spurs... to my left a cowboy hat ingulfing this tabacco spit...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Pickles

Pickles "the dog" has been at my house now for 2 months she is a mess she digs giant holes in my yard, pesters me and the" other dogs", licks feet? However; she is adorable and slightly vacant so I le...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:21:00 GMT

fishing in spanish

Ok! I had big plans to work all day at art. I did great this morning and went to lunch with the plan to head straight back to work after! Begin story: I was almost home when I noticed Polo (Pol...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:00:00 GMT

parhelion, clouds and birds.

It's been a strange few weeks hot, rainy,  and everyones leaving and the day I started my artistic renewal this happens...a parhelion... dogsun... a ring around the sun. With a contrail trough th...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:27:00 GMT

moon/art

So the moon looks good tonight, a little cloud action, kinda yellow, a little sweet. Then you try to take pictures and... never works out so I drew with the moon... that I need practice at also. That...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:45:00 GMT

call me orpheus

I was a mans man today I worked outside chainsaws, tractors and sweat...It started with a little dog someone dumped out; the main reason I am posting... either she needs a name or a home! I like the ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:15:00 GMT