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The Royal We

These go to eleven.

About Me

We are actually a band comprised completely of robots. After being created in the basement of a harem, we were turned loose upon the city of least ansing to kick some major ass in a musical fashion. We do what we have always done and what we always will do. every single move that you hear from us has been preprogrammed by the almighty higher power that blew the elements of life into our metallic frames that one fateful night.It started with three. Steinbot, Drewbot and Hillbot, each unable to find work in the real world due to their robotic nature, began making basement music to annoy other dorm members and simultaneously seem extra cool with a small amount of effort. Soon enough, being bad ass robots, they turned their tunes to tenacious hip hop.After stumbling across gaps and bumps along the way, the three pulled their wits together and constructed a bass playing robot built to suit their needs. Upon completion, Hillbot declared, we shall name him 'burrbot.' "perfect," said drewbot. "now all we need is a key board playing machine." two weeks later, 'haybot,' was realized through sheer engineering ingenuity.amazed? hardly. listen to the music.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/02/2006
Band Members: Drewbot - lyrical soundbytes and forward thinking, higher level programming. Steinbot - six string manipulation and dexterious humainistic tendencies. also very tall. Hillbot - modeled after the metronome. He is programmed to like birds. Burrbot - Funk based algroithims, very strong hands. Haybot - engineered to perform as if his fingers were 13.5 in number. debonair.
Sounds Like: orange
Record Label: the kind that you peel off. peel off records.

My Blog

later this summer...

All:We are currently in the process of combining (and finishing) assorted Royal We recordings. Contact Joel about getting CD's, probably later this summer.CDs will be donated for the sake world peace.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:18:00 GMT

a poem from the dawn's early light

evaporating skies violence is distant through evaporating skies the clover leaves so poetic the birds summer-time increased to bring time back life messy and painful reality was on my mind outstrea...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:30:00 GMT

silly rabbit

man..... cool..... vodka tonics with no ice and no lime make for an interestingly unsatisfiied drunk.  i may not be the smartest member of our less that superior race but i like to thin...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 22:11:00 GMT

high school break ups.

So as all you kiddies may or may not know, the We is hanging up our proverbial hat for some time, maybe indefinitely.  Why you ask?  Ever heard of a little thing called the bird flu?  I...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 22:35:00 GMT

baldwin a palooza

Well, the we has officially become an equipment whore on all fronts. The last two shows we have played have been on borrowed goods. Maybe someday we'll have our own stuff to use.anywho. its sunday ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:30:00 GMT

easy like a spanish omlette

what is up bloggers.Monday afternoon here and i am extremely relaxed. I had an easy day at work - due to some spectacular springtime sprinkles, there were no dry lawns in the area, hence, no messes t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:16:00 GMT

Common Senses

Some people will hate their past, love their future, create standpoints, stand in the dark void, and then make noise as if to say, "I've been enlightened". Because we all want to see that turning of t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:52:00 GMT

satan is my motor.

yo yo what what. some of you may or may not know when those beautiful words were uttered into existence, but it is that time of year again. i'm willing to bet that nobody will guess besides drew an...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:18:00 GMT

music

hey what up bitches. this is the bur-man hollerin at y'all in the myspace world. the royal we is not a band you should mess with. they are a force, a magnet of force. we pull people in and they are po...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:39:00 GMT

triple ones

i fucking love that blog category thing.  I really feel like people would be more interested in this because of the what i put for that.  pets and animals was a great choice earlier.  I...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:52:00 GMT