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will

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About Me

Tremendous upside potential. Amazing blowbyability, so smooth, he plays basketball like Duke Ellington. He's an original prototype. It's like seeing the first Model-T car or the first Apple computer.

My Interests

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

Television:

Classic Kournikova

Books:

If I Coached Them, Here's How it Happened: The Doc Rivers Story

Heroes:

I think that no one has ever had as good a two year period as those two Pedro years, and I'm not just talking about pitchers. I don't think anyone's ever been as good at anything as Pedro was at throwing a baseball. I'm talking Einstein's '21 season, Churchill's '41-45 campaign, and Hendrix's '67-68.
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My Blog

portugese haiku

Fuck the portugeseAll they do is dive and cheatHope their plane crashesfigo is a bitchSoon he'll die a brutal deathAnd no one will careAll I have to sayBesides fuck the portugeseIs God Save the Queen...
Posted by will on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:00:00 PST

Sam's Army

We set out for Köln with the intention of watching the US soccer team play the Italians. We were hoping, that maybe, our boys would last longer than 6 minutes before losing the game this time. As we w...
Posted by will on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST