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missbliss85

About Me

I live incognito as a timid college student named Kari O'Neill...in actuality, I'm Princess Peach. I take pleasure in finding fun words and meticulously using them in over thought out combinations. LEXOPHILE!
I also like to tell people that they LOVE things, even if they don't. It's all about the voice inflection. I think I picked this up from Briana after we sacrilegiously purchased Jesus night lights from the dollar store. You LOVE Jesus, Briana. The amount of energy it takes to be an offensive, word hungry princess, requires me to be charged every few days. Failure to do so could be catastrophic, resulting in an indescribable domino effect throughout all matter of the physical universe. Not to mention a major disruption in the Mushroom Kingdom.
On a final note, I believe Charles M. Schulz was the greatest man to walk the earth, Halloween is the best day of the year, and on occasion people tell me I have great facial expressions. I love mushrooms, but not to eat. And if my life were a movie, the best montage sequence would include images of me at the pet store by my lonesome while a Coldplay melody loomed in the background. I have a purse purchasing problem in the way that I could keep at least an entire third world country's belongings with me at all times if my weak arms could bare it. I think umbrellas make everything okay..that is if everything was just rain, and I'm quite sure that Flaming Lips concerts are the closest I'm going to get to heaven(Wayne, be my dad). My favorite line out of anyone's description of themself would have to be: "I have small trees growing from my gutters...I know how they feel." I know, too. I try to be as ambiguous as possible and find that ambivalence must go hand in hand. If Murphy's Law were a person, he would make a living out of reigning over my infinitesimal life.
Other than that, I'll probably be what you want me to be, but exactly not at the same time.
Charlie Brown: I think Im afraid to be happy.
Lucy: How can you be afraid to be happy?
Charlie Brown: Because whenever you get too happy, something bad always happens.

My Interests

The Hokey Pokey... because that's what it's all about.

"...it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

I'd like to meet:

Snoopy, and I don't mean real life snoopy, I mean the one walking around in a suit at Cedar Point. Anyone who will serenade me with Frank Sinatra's, "The Way You Look Tonight," and I will inevitably feel an affinity with anyone who also thinks they should be included in the definition of cattywampus.

Music:

rilo kiley, frank sinatra, the flaming lips, jenny lewis, interpol, the decemberists, bright eyes, thursday, the postal service, death cab, Björk, the black keys, murder by death, architecture in helsinki, ben folds, elliot smith, coldplay, tool, minus the bear, third eye blind, stars, the shins, modest mouse, cat power, yo la tengo, sufjan stevens, the beatles, sublime, jimi hendrix, the doors, alkaline trio, neutral milk hotel, she wants revenge, wolf parade, radiohead, ben lee, the frames, OK Go, beck, tilly and the wall, not country music, belle and Sebastian...there's a place in my heart of all those bands you probably thought i'd forgotten about

And the list could go on, but this is sufficient.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, across the universe, the united states of Leland, me and you and everyone we know, amélie, annie hall, requiem for a dream, manhattan, the life aquatic with steve zissou, the crow, before sunrise, before sunset, Donnie darko, American beauty, American history x, American Psycho, dr. strangelove, the dreamers, Amadeus, fight club, La vita è bella, pretty in pink (marry me duckie), the nightmare before Christmas, garden state, pulp fiction, the sweetest thing, old school, empire records, closer, fantasia, rocky horror picture show, little miss sunshine, snatch, fear and loathing, I ♥ huckabees, waking life, magnolia, the science of sleep, once, Darjeeling Limited, anything burton, wes anderson, michel gondry, or woody allen
There's many, many more. I enjoy movies to the fullest extent possible. I've discovered, that while music makes me think about my own life, movies allow me to pretend I'm part of a different one, and I think that's just great.

Television:

Sex and the city, conan, adult swim, the fairly odd parents, Seinfeld, what not to wear!!!, PROJECT RUNWAY, the office, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, and arrested development is the greatest show EVER made,

But in general I don't have time to watch much tv at all.
And if you caught me doing so, you'd probably notice that it was a law and order rerun, scrubs, anything on CNN, or one of my favorite previously listed shows via dvd.

Books:

the perks of being a wallflower, the catcher in the rye, me talk pretty one day --or anything else sedaris, the unbearable lightness of being, happiness is a sad song, night, the great gatsby, the chronicles of narinia, the tao of pooh, the giving tree, much ado about nothing, lies and the lying liars who tell them, Lolita, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, then fight club, choke, diary, and anything else by chuck palahniuk. and finally i am proud to be a harry potter fan. HPF!!!!

Heroes:



jenny lewis is my idol

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My Blog

just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

After careful consideration, I've decided that life is one big, terrible pattern."I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that...
Posted by lolita on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST

...i've got everything under control-alt-delete!

1.) Do you talk in your sleep?Yes, oh the stories I've heard.....and told, I suppose?2.) Red jello or blue?Neither, I dislike jello, unless it's in shot form, then I'll take oneof each.3.) What's your...
Posted by lolita on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

Miss O'Neill in the study with the candlestick

the dial a view: and there was this girl there that reminded me of youthe dial a view: cause she was wearing two different socksMissBliss85: hahaMissBliss85: did you point them outthe dial a view: and...
Posted by lolita on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

What is this?? Are you some kind of hypnotist??

The Flaming Lips + balloons + mass amounts of confetti + fog machines + puppets + giant balloons in the crowd + streamers + dancing aliens + dancing santas + cameras on microphones + crazy videos + cr...
Posted by lolita on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:03:00 PST

you remind me of that song...

DGag453: last night i slept on this couch this girl had vommited all overDGag453: about 20 minutes agoDGag453: and it had been cleaned with soapDGag453:and was soaking wetDGag453:but i was too drunk t...
Posted by lolita on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

je ne l'aurai jamais

Anyone willing to kidnap me from Ohio, and preferrably stow me away to another country so that I may live in exile for the time being would be greatly appreciated.  I would be much obliged and fo...
Posted by lolita on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

"booyah achieved"

the dial a view: why does my mom believe me when i tell her things like "i traded in all of my normal shoes for velcro shoes"?MissBliss85: hahaha because you're so persuasiveMissBliss85: good thing yo...
Posted by lolita on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:04:00 PST

get it ripe, get it right, get it tight

Im bored and I think my weekend deserves a small tribute...or at least a PG version small blog. General Reasons why I love OSU/c-bus:-crazy hobo bums who ask for money, swear at you when you dont...
Posted by lolita on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:29:00 PST

"i like new york city. it has big buildings. i like food. bye."

I feel I must blog .....i'm obliged to because of the last 4 days of my life.  Monday Briana and I left for New York City bitches...wooo...we flew there, which is the first time either one of u...
Posted by lolita on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

"Hope your V-Day is V.D. free!"

on account of the holiday......and oh what a lovely one it is.......ha ....and also since i was looking at pictures the other day and these ones made me laugh...... i've decided to share some of b...
Posted by lolita on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST