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Smurfette

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About Me

I am DEEPER than you think.... If you would like to contradict me, I'm game.... I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you.... I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind.... I thirst for you to figure me out....You have now entered my masquerade.... You can uncover your facade....I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love.... I value my family and those who are REAL.... I like to be fascinated by the anomalous....I am constantly thinking and I love to write poetry.... I have Loved... Lost... and Learned.... The three things that every soul should feel.... I yearn for those that put a smile on my face.... I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back.... I do not belong in anyone's Virus....Satisfaction is found on my own.... Don't Lust for what you See.... Desire what you know.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fiona, but neva call me that
Birthday: 28.05.86
Birthplace: Aldershot
Current Location: Eppo
Eye Color: Every colour!
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5ft 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Keh??
The Shoes You Wore Today: My feet
Your Weakness: Thomas
Your Fears: A clown spitting milk at me
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything lol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sort my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: P.s
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much longer can i sleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: When my eyes close init
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood innocense
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether, Dieting
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None!! wrong just wrong!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Bleur!! none!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: The occasional one may slip out of my mouth
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes yes
Have you Been in Love: I have fallen head over heels
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: In the future
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes, depends on wot im doin
Do you get Motion Sickness: hahaha......
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no
Are you a Health Freak: I am turning into one
Do you get along with your Parents: yes yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: If i have someones arms around me
Do you play an Instrument: My nose
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: erm.....yes?
In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe just a little
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no way!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Always there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never even tried them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dont like fishy food
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, n i hope i never do!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A kiss
Ever been Drunk: No would be a lie
Ever been called a Tease: Yes and I'm proud!
Ever been Beaten up: Never
Ever Shoplifted: I had a ring stuck on my finger once n snuck out of the shop
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Grown Up
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Deep dark brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark!!
Short or Long Hair: Short but enough to get hold of
Height: Taller than me (which isnt hard)
Weight: Athleticly built
Best Clothing Style: One that suits him
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Loads n loads
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius, Aries
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fiona --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com fiona will go to jail for ...
Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Interests

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Music:

''Have you trash rock beat bop, have you got any old skool hip hop, have you got anything a bit more up tempo, handbag techno disco elecktroooooooo'' Im into anything aslong as it has a good beat, I love old skool tragic what your mum thinks is cool music and you cant go wrong with a bit of MJ. If these songs where to be played while i was on a night out itd make my evening: Mr Brightside, Elektro, living on a prayer and anything tune by Queen!!

Movies:

I love action films, i really get into them!! And i have a huge passion for decent war films, o i just loves them!! although i do occassionly like to curl up with a glass of wine and bridget jones!

Television:

it has to be friends, scrubs and the simpsons o n futurama
You Are From the Moon
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon.
You're in touch with your emotions and intuition.
You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory.
Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone).
A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?

Books:

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Heroes:

SpongeBob is my hero..