Pompous Ramblings |
I need to say something ill-informed about the most recent paedophilia scare. And I need to say it now, before I've had any kind of discussion or input about the situation, which will undoubtedly chan...
Posted by Eyelid on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:39:00 PST |
So are the Days Of Our Lives |
I've been sitting here trying to think of a way to make this funny. Then I realised, I don't need to. It's funny all by itself.So, I go into my bosses boss's bosses' employer's office this morning and...
Posted by Eyelid on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:45:00 PST |
Family Revelations |
Oh, God, this is alarming.Daddy ThompsonJohn LockeI think I might need to go and have a lie-down.e...
Posted by Eyelid on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST |
Armpit Botox |
OK, so i'm a little slow. And easily confused. And, yes, I'm gullible. It takes me time to understand things, and sometimes even when I say I understand something, I don't really. So my life strategy ...
Posted by Eyelid on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:39:00 PST |
Global Worming |
I think the man next door has access to a radio station called AnnoyEilidh FM. I know, I know, it sounds crazy and paranoid. but it’s true.This isn’t a new thing. I’ve lived next doo...
Posted by Eyelid on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST |
Haha Look I Found A Penny |
Call me crazy if you like, but I've been smelling air freshener. There's a certain kind of air freshener that is only used in bathrooms, and it usually smells of old lady. At work, ours is Air Wick (p...
Posted by Eyelid on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST |
Should Of Gone To SpecSavers |
I really, really need to have a quick rant about something. I promise it'll be quick.Why oh why do seemingly intelligent people use the word 'of' instead of 'have'? I used to think this was solely a c...
Posted by Eyelid on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:34:00 PST |
An Introduction To Asta The Rabbit |
It's been a while, hasn't it? While I've been away, I've learned to use capitals in their correct place, have done, oooh, maybe 3 days worth of work, and had some Christmassing. Booyah! Christmas!I ki...
Posted by Eyelid on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:26:00 PST |
Fangs For The Mammaries |
When I was a wee bairn, my parents used to leave me next to speakers at gigs. Perhaps not maliciously (although who knows with my folks), but they'd do it. in fact, they did it until my eardrum burst....
Posted by Eyelid on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST |
Back to Black |
I want to use the phrase 'twisty emo kid', but I'm not sure if there's a situation in which it would be entirely appropriate. I don't even know what it means, but I know that if there's anyone who can...
Posted by Eyelid on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST |
