"Hurley: 4,8,15,16,23,42,4,8,Were dead. 4,8,15, Were doomed and Dead. 4,8,15...
Kate: Hurley are you ok?
Hurley: Hu? Oh, ya, awsome. I just, um, have to pee.
Hurley: Great idea dude, go look inside the burning death hole.
"
"Michael: What the hell is that?
Sawyer: It's a shark. It's only a shark.
Michael: It's only a shark? That's supposed to make me feel better? Well, I guess I know why the shark is hanging around; your shoulder.
Sawyer: Oh, well, I'll just stop bleeding then!"
"Joey: Ross, isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is... IN PRISON!"
"Joey: Dude, check out all this free stuff Treager let us have from the basement!
**Joey brings mismatched lawn furniture into the empty apartment**
Chandler: Wow! We get all this rusty crap for free?
Joey: Yeah! And a whole bunch of bubble wrap and some of it's not even popped!
**Joey and chandler sit at the lawn furniture drinking beer and the Chick and the Duck walk into the living room... pause**
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?"
"Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
"Find him, find him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave...
Don't know how I survived
The crew all was chewed alive
I must have slipped between his teeth
But, oh, what providence
What divine intelligence
That you should survive
As well as me
It gives my heart great joy
To see your eyes glow with fear
So lean in close
And I will whisper
The last words you'll hear"