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I'm a Duck!

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About Me

Don't let me fool you, we all are wearing masks.

Welcome
I'm currently in Creative Mode. On this Profile page are some of the things I have been doing with Photoshop CS2, and also some of my drawings. Enjoy. (Nice comments are always welcome)...

The Artwork on this page is Mine.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whom I'd like to meet in RL: Meg Ryan, Alicia Silverstone, Kate Hudson (in that stunning yellow How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days evening dress) and Aishwarya Rai (the "Bollywood" actress named the most beautiful woman in the world by 60 Minutes). And Joe Montana.
I'd like to meet YOU if you're interesting and/or an especially nice person.

Whom I'd like to meet in Heaven: Angie, Joe, Smitty, Harry, Uncle Helmut, Aunt Edith, John and Sher Bear.

The Essential You...
Flat or Round? Eliptoid
End of the world or Center of the Universe? Center
Worldly or Spiritual? Worldly
East or West? West
Night or Day? Day
Friendly or Intimidating? Friendly
Bake or Shake? Bake
Public or Private? Private
Amateur or Professional? Professional
Temporary or Permanent? Permanent
Soft or Hard? Soft hearted
Efficient or Inefficient? Efficient
Anarchy or Order? Order
Make or Break? Make
Bud or Blossom? Blossom
Brawn or Brain? Brain
Sinner or Saint? *Wink*
Primitive or Civilized? Civilized
Waste or Waste Not? Waste
Selfish or Unselfish? Indulgent
Raw or Cooked? Cooked
Rich or Poor? Rich
City or Country? Suburban
Pull or Push? Pull
Shirts or Skins? Shirts
Skim or Whole? Low fat
God or No God? No God
Salty or Sweet? Sweet
Image or Substance? Both

A madman, a fool, an inhabitant of a Bedlam

His looks got the better of him, while the going was still good

Hurt was becoming familiar to her. She decided to embrace it.

Pain was her answer for everything because everything was pain

She was not sure everyone knew how cute she was trying to be.

"There are souls that are incurable and lost to the rest of society. Deprive them of one means of folly, they will invent ten thousand others."
--Antonin Artaud

Looking smart and confident wasn't his only image problem with the glasses-wearing emo girl ("What do you mean calling me emo," she angrily asked him)

He notices them surrepticiously looking in his direction

The town formed a bucket brigade to pour sunshine on the remaining cinders

Change is always good, right? Never stand still, never grow old?

Starting at the back of his throat, things began to generously coalesce

My Blog

Gallery Drawing: The New Blue

"You, yourself,as much as anybody in the entire universe,deserve your love and affection." --Buddha
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 21:23:00 GMT

Story: I paint the dog next door with shit

I paint the dog next door with shit. Not being one to waste stretched canvas, I paint it on raw pine. Pine is porous and should hold the shit smell long and well. The raw material-- fresh, organic and...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:33:00 GMT

Gallery Drawings: Mind Yourself...

"This world, such as it is, is not tolerable. Therefore I need the moon, or happiness, or immortality, I need something which is perhaps demented, but which is not of this world."--Albert Camus
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:35:00 GMT

Gallery Drawings: Wherefore Art Thou?

I am permeated with her fragrance
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:55:00 GMT

The meaning of Buttercups

Oddly, there doesn't seem to be agreement on the meaning of holding a buttercup under ones chin. The way I remember it, if you hold a buttercup under someone's chin and can see a yellow reflection, th...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:30:00 GMT

Alert! There are Vegans among us...

I met a girl who said she was "Vegan." I didn't want to make a fool of myself by admitting I have no idea where Vega is. Isn't Vega that little country located between Spain and France?I googled Vega...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 20:46:00 GMT

Something About Me

Aloha ka-kou 'May there be love among us all'Can you Define a Man by what he Loves?Taking just enough Chances to keep Life interesting... Having my hair braided... Ripe strawberries, pineapples, papa...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Chewing the Cud on Ogling

I went to San Francisco with my friend Tom. One fun part of our trip was sitting at the hotel bar and seeing-- Tom counted-- 10 blondes and a brunette. Imagine two old dudes trying to look cool and og...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Survey Question Regarding Tanning Beds

I asked at my Tanning Salon if anything weird ever happened in there. Bridgett rolled her eyes, so I could tell she wanted to blurt a story or two. Then she composed herself and said "Yes, lots of w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:51:00 GMT

I am a jelly donut

President Kennedy made a famous speech about the Cold War and the Berlin Wall in the 1960's. He concluded the speech in a spirit of unity by declaring "Ich bin ein Berliner." It means, I am a Berlin...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:49:00 GMT