Ok..So a lot of people didn't get that this was supposed to be a haha...we all know I can't be rude like that to folks! I'd be alot more successful if I had that bitch factor don't you think?!
We've already established I'm a bitch but since it seems unclear to a few folks lets go over it one more time...
? Don’t ask to meet me. I don’t meet people from the internet. Nobody wins in that situation. I’ll be disappointed when I see you and you’ll probably be disappointed when you see me. Everyone’s expectations are too high. Don’t ask if you can visit me when your in town on a business trip. That makes me really uncomfortable and nervous.
? Don’t ask me if I know your Uncle Bob or Cousin Johnny that live in Atlanta. It’s a big freakin city. I don’t know everybody…what the hell is wrong with you?
? Don’t try to get me to go to a social event with you. That includes weddings, birthdays, and holiday dinners. I rarely make appearances at my own family functions…what the fuck makes you think I wanna go to yours? I will on the other hand give you phenomenal etiquette tips and fashion advice.
? Don’t try to tell me about how much money you make or what a great job you have. I don’t wanna hear about it …it doesn’t impress me.
? Don’t try to convert me or change me. I’ve been a bitch a long time, my whole life, from what I’ve been told since nursery school. That’s way before the movie Mean Girls and Simon Cowel were around.
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