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About Me

I'm a total dick. No, wait! An asshole. Shit. No. A prick. A real prick. Totally insensative. Absolutely self centered. Angry. Difficult. Tardy. A known jaywalker. A rapscallion with a history of no-goodery. If being wholy arrogant is wrong, then fuggit. I don't want to be right. I'm like a hooker with a heart of gold, but I don't have a heart.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not whores!!! Fun people in the Rockies.

My Blog

Everything you need in a vacation!

So you're planning to take a summer vacation? Where to go? How much to spend? How much time do you take off? To this I say "Horsefeathers! Such and nonsense." My immediate solution to busting your ba...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:04:00 GMT

poo...

"Here I Sit. Broken Hearted. Came to Shit. Instead I Farted." - truck stop proverb "Truck Stop Proverb" would be a totally kick fuckin' ass name for a band. Good band names are hard to co...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

wake & bake

Unemployment sucks! I can't believe my fuckin' luck. Okay, so hear me out, and I'm sorry, this isn't American troops style suffering. This is the type of suffering that they're fighting for. Good old ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

kill my landlord!

Why won't some people just fuckin' die? Really. Is the thought of the sweet hereafter such a big fuckin' deal that you feel obligated to stick around. Take, oh I don't know, my fuckin' old ass landlor...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT