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Junkyard

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About Me



Grew up in Flint. Practice law in Flint. But live in Fenton (for good luck).
When I'm not litigating stuff I love to do Brazilian JiuJitsu at Andre's, hoist kettlebells with Ken and the guys, read, listen to Art Bell on the radio for the latest info on the paranormal/ghosts/UFOs/conspiracy theories, and ghost hunt!!!

My favorite Elvis is Elvis in Transition. He's not quite Young Elvis anymore, but he's kinda tacky. Yeah, definitely my favorite.

Me, as a Simpsons character

I don't care. I like these. :-P

This is what I look like in real life.

My Interests

Art Bell, martial arts, BJJ, books, scary movies, wrestling, 80's music, exercise, haunted houses, law, theatre, kettlebells, UFC, and ghost hunting.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet nice people who like scary movies, mixed martial arts and 80's music/movies. If you enjoy one or more of these pursuits, feel free to drop me a line!!! I would also like to meet... href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank"

These guys are my friends :-)

Music:


Our Lady Peace - I've Loved You All Along
The Cure, Voltaire, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Dead Can Dance, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, The Tea Party, David Bowie,Jethro Tull, Steelheart, Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Rait, Anne Murray, Patsy Cline, Michael MacDonald, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Billy Idol, 3 Doors Down, The Doors, Skid Row

Movies:

The Lost Boys, Amadeus, The Scary Movie series, The Three Amigos, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dracula, the Saw films, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (original version), Airplane!

Yeah, you knew it.

Television:

Late Night Shows, the Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, The Office, Futurama, Family Guy, Penn & Teller, This American Life, Dexter

Who is this guy???????

Books:

I love to read! Mystery, Horror, lots of non-fiction, true crime, *All I Did Was Ask,* anything by Sarah Vowell, etc., etc., anything by Chuck Klosterman, Sam Sheridan's *A Fighter's Heart*

Heroes:



Beard of bees

It ALL started with Bruce

My Blog

Such sinister behavior!

As you know, I believe left-handed people are mutants and I have a strong prejudice against them. Today I had a left-handed client who wrote her signature by turning the paper UPSIDE DOWN and writing ...
Posted by Junkyard on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:06:00 PST

The new thing I say

I had to go to a seminar this morning in Detroit about estate planning, and I learned a cool, semi-condescending lawyer thing that I can say to my clients, and I got to say it this afternoon! So ...
Posted by Junkyard on Fri, 09 May 2008 02:48:00 PST

Client Story

One of the secretaries told a funny client story the other day while we were sitting around the table at lunch. According to her, a client came to the office asking to see my colleague Jerry, who...
Posted by Junkyard on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:46:00 PST

Sports

My absolute FAVORITE thing about sports: false modesty. I can’t wait to get good at MMA so that in the post-fight after I knock out some dude I can put on sort of an "aw shucks" kind of at...
Posted by Junkyard on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

Doppler

I have always been impressed by the Doppler radar used by the local TV stations to help forecast the weather. Just today, though, I noted that NBC-25 has upped the ante by breaking out the TRIPLE Dopp...
Posted by Junkyard on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

The Best-Laid Plans...

Someone close to me told me recently that blue is my color. As such, I was elated to see that Old Navy was having a sale on a beautiful blue polo shirt, which I bought immediately to wear th...
Posted by Junkyard on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

My Submission Wrestling Match on YouTube!!!

Hey Gang, As you recall, I competed at Kerry Roop's Fight Night on January 19. My opponent said he did not want to punch & kick, so we agreed to have a submission wrestling match instead. You will...
Posted by Junkyard on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:36:00 PST

Where is the lard?

Fat Tuesday will soon be upon us, and it will be time to eat paczkis before the traditional Lenten fast begins. A p--czki, as you know, is a traditional Polish doughnut that is filled with plums or ot...
Posted by Junkyard on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph...
Posted by Junkyard on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:45:00 PST

New Favorite Billboard

You may recall that earlier this month I wrote a blog entry about a Christian radio station called Lite 101 FM, or something like that, that has the neatest billboard messages ever. Lite 101...
Posted by Junkyard on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST