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Supertool

Hi there, I'm a functioning, retarded scociopath

About Me

I have an amazing infant skull collection that I like to polish, solved Fermat's last theroum in my spare time and possess a Twisted sense of humor that you either get, or you don't. Here's an example of how I amuse myself- one day, while getting into my car at a local mall, I noticed this distressed looking guy sticking a note onto the car next to me. Normally, I'm not nosy but this guy had this god awful look of despair on his face, so I was interested. When the guy left I grabbed the note and read it. Here's what it said, "Dear Linda, I am so sorry for calling you a bitch last night. I must have been out of my mind, I love you with all of my heart! Please call me, love Dave." Feeling sympathetic for his plight I decided to help Dave out. I took his original note and tossed it, Got a pen and paper out of the glove box and wrote my own note. It went like this - "Hey bitch, that's right I called you bitch. Get over yourself because I have. Fuck off, Sincerly, Dave." Cerro De Borshniak has nothing on me. I guess you can add "love guru" to my list of accomplishments.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

JFK - and tell him to duck. George Bush, just to sample a little bit of whatever he's on. Hugh Heffner, to offer my services as pool boy. Randy Jackson, to ask him if he wouldn't mind NOT saying "dog" every five seconds, I mean it's just fucking gay. Donald Trump, because it would be great to screw his comb-over up, and watch him loose his shit. Ryan Seacrest, pretty much just to kick his ass. a href="http://hamfatter.com/" target="_blank

My Blog

Killing in the name of...

You do what you want to do. However, some people want to shove their beliefs down your throat. I was playing Call of Duty online the other day and in the middle of this war based video game someone st...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:27:00 GMT

Plato was a smart fucker

Plato said, "Most of us are sitting in a dark cave, watching shadows that others make on the wall." Religious leaders have entranced countless millions with their shadow puppeptry for thousands of yea...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:10:00 GMT

"My new Religion"

Religion. I shouldn't get in trouble with this subject, right? I've been thinking about religion a lot lately, not due to any specific profound event in my life, but because it seems that  ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:54:00 GMT

"THE SEVERED LEG"

The year was 1989 and these were some of the events taking place: Date Event 4 June Tiananmen Square uprising 9 November Berlin Wall opened 3 December East german Government resigns 20 D...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 22:39:00 GMT

"Under Construction"

What the fuck is a blog anyway? Is it supposed to be a diary of sorts? I suppose I will use this space to tell stories. I'll try to keep it interesting. I've been in a thousand misadventures, done shi...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:15:00 GMT