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About Me

Well, I like anything that has to do with having fun!!! I like almost all outdoor activities and I like LAUGHING!!! Dave Chappelle rocks my world! And I get my jollies from people accidently falling and things like that. My pet peeves are hairy backs, nasty smelling feet, broke ass guyz, and YOUR MOM!! lol, j/k And I like to PPAARRTTYY!!! :) You know u party too much when you dress up as a naughty school teacher for halloween and you have a hott pink ruler to match, and u start chopping branches outside with it when u realize that it has more control than u do, and it flings out of your hand and sticks to the front door, leaving a huge hole, and then when u try to tell the story to your friends right after, u laugh so hard u realize u have to pee, then forget what ur even talking about to begin with. Then when u go pee, u realize that there's no toilet paper, so u go to get some when someone knocks on the door, Terri Bliss, and when u open it, u hear that there's a good song playing, so u go to dance when u realize that u don't have ur ruler anymore and then u go to get it from the front door, when u remember what happened to begin with, then u start laughing and suddenly are reacquainted with the fact that u have to pee. Then u just remember waking up the next morning with no voice, OR toilet paper.. . . all right- i'm out like a set of rims at a puff daddy concert. haha :)

You Are a Flashy Red Bra!

Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating. You're a charmer, with your pick of the men. But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are. You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!
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You Are Wild Bikini Panties!

Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
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My man :) Isn't he sexy?!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My prince charming, Humpdy Dumpdy and the kings men, whoever invented toothpaste, and my long lost Twin!!! Bet she's AMAZING!Drop Me a line! :)

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My Blog

u curious what i think of u?

Leave your name: 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only mak...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:46:00 GMT

The story of my life. . .

A Little Too Late Brian McKnight lyrics ..> Artist: Brian McKnightAlbum: 10Year: 2006Title: A Little Too Late Print Correct ..>Forever was shorter than what i was thinkin' Now all we have left is ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Is sex work or play?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question.The priest says, after consulting the Bible, "My s...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 20:56:00 GMT

Male Chauvinist

Q & As THAT INDICATE HE MAY STILL BE A LITTLE BIT CHAUVINISTIC. . . . .Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A: A woman that won't do what she's told.Q: What do you call a woman with two brain...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 20:44:00 GMT

JAMIE!!

JAMES. . .this one's for u. . . You are my bestest friend in the whole world, and no one has ever treated me like u have. . .EVER!  i miss u buying me spicy cheetos and keeping them at ur house j...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:54:00 GMT

need an app?

~*~*Application to date Carli Danielle*~*~ 1. What are your intentions with me? 2. Pick three words to describe yourself. 3. Do you ever find yourself laughing at commercials on t.v.? 4. What's your i...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 20:25:00 GMT

My Sexy Rating

You Are Fun Sexy You're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy. Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy. You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through. Any guy...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 18:51:00 GMT

I'm worth Big Bucks!

I am worth $2,372,590.00 on HumanForSale.com. just thought i'de let u know. k bye And I for sure know that u are going to that website now to see how much ur worth. . . ;)
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 13:30:00 GMT

BOYS

I just wanted to say that I'm sick of the same old boys. . .I need someone new and cute!! And Crystal does too. . . that's all. Oh yeah, and if your name is Billy, NO THANK YOU!! Crystal and I both...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Dec 2004 13:08:00 GMT