Kool King John profile picture

Kool King John

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


pimpfarmer.com movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments

HotFreeLayouts..
pimpfarmer.com

Myspace Contact Tables
..
pimpfarmer.com
You have been marked on my profile map!

My Interests

spending time with my wife, nikki, and my son, grayson, tattoos, creative cooking, playing pool, saxophone, ps2, and poker; both real and online texas holdem(i play on aol games under the name Sarface1106 if you wanna swing by and lose your money to me!), football, wrestling, finding humor in everyday life, random acts of violence and stupitity, anything you see pictured on this page,& anything involving little or no work.
Cool Myspace Posters

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM...PICTURED BELOW. HA HA!
iMySpaceGraphics.com

Music:

I play saxophone, but i can find a way to enjoy listening to just about anything.

Movies:

My all time favorite is scarface. I also enjoy any comedy or movie with gore, violence, or gratuitous sex.
pimpfarmer.com

Television:

Again, comedy is my fav. (simpsons, family guy, old school snl, seinfeld, sanford and son, dave chappelle, etc.) i also watch wwe, ufc, and sports whenever possible and cartoons.

Books:

I haven't read one since high school, but i read a bajillion magazines every month. (maxim, fhm, stuff, vibe, etc.)

Heroes:

Antonio Montana, Dave Thomas, Chris Farley, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Bill Gates, Tom Green

My Blog

The History of the Kool King

This blog is for my most loyal fans that have always wanted to know more about the King...the man behind the Koolness Krown.  The following story will be one of the greatest ever told. ...
Posted by Kool King John on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

I HOPE U DIDN'T JUST EAT!

Hello again friends.  This week I decided to lighten up your reading material and give you some visual aids.  The following is either:   a)  hilarious b) disgusting c)&nb...
Posted by Kool King John on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST

THE KOOLEST PARTY IN P'COLA...& U R INVITED

My boys from the TKE house are throwing an amazing halloween bash @ Capt'n Funs downtown on October 28th from 9p - 2:30a!  (It's located at the corner of garden and alcaniz.)  There will be...
Posted by Kool King John on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST

Funy shit - Week ending 10/8

Hello again losers.  I got a few more good 1's 4 u.  It's based on the life of the "typical" married man.  Enjoy & feel free to stop & take notes @ any time.    -...
Posted by Kool King John on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:21:00 PST

Funny Shit of the Week - ending 9/24

Every week I'll most likely post some funny ass jokes from my endless supply of side-splitters.  This week we turn to America's favorite child molester...Michael Jackson.  Get ready for a fe...
Posted by Kool King John on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

Thank you all so much for ... bein my friend.

Thanks to everyone for giving my page a chance, and for realizing who to contact for advice on koolness and how to achieve it.  This page will constantly be filled to the brim with kool shit, so ...
Posted by Kool King John on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST