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About Me

I'm cool, funny, stunningly attractive, and not in the least bit conceited. I'm trying to grow up, but I still look young, and I laugh at all the same things five-year-olds laugh at. I have to keep light-hearted because the combination of grad school, grad assistanceship, and real-world work is driving me nuts.

PEOPLE I HATE: bad parents -- abort yourselves kids these days -- uppercut to your wise-ass face guys who wear girl's pants -- that's how emo guys hit those high notes people who drive fast & expensive cars too slowly -- i drive a kia - catch up flambouyant heteros -- wow, great conquests, we still don't love you and neither do your parents flambouyant gays -- yes, i see..you're gay. congrats buff short guys -- everyone knows why you keep lifting, you're not fooling us people lazier than me -- get moving, slob fundamentalists of any religion -- get a grip on reality racists -- stop making excuses for why your life sucks and plenty more ...proof of the below statements
I'm the best kisser in the world. My grandma still comes to my house and pretends it's her birthday. And my girlfriend is only with me cause I'm so good at it. That, or cause I'm nice or something....but I think it's the previous. Things That Rock
The NY Yankees | Bruce Lee | Paul O'Neill | The "Burger King" King | Classic Rock | Me | Snakes | Ninjas | Big Dogs | Mountains | Tobasco Sauce | Muscle Cars | Mugsy Bogues | Wolverine | Spawn | The Punisher | Family Guy
My old ass webpage: "iMOB"

My Interests

Animals
big snakes and big dogs

Outdoors
nearly anything involving woods or water: fishing, biking, hiking..

Leisure
Playing nearly all sports. (If you can play it drunk, it's not a sport.) I am the ultimate thrill seeker. When I get some more money I'll graduate from climbing trees and eating bugs to adult-like things such as more skydiving and perhaps a bit of ski-slope biking.

I'd like to meet:

The people on my "Things That Rock" list, and the guy who invented the pet rock.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Skynyrd, Steve Miller Band, Eagles, Clapton, Bad Company, Foreigner, Tom Petty, Rolling Stones, George Thorogood..

Obie Trice, Akon, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Bone Thugs, Biggie, Tupac, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes...

Audioslave, Chevelle, Soundgarden, Aerosmith, GNR, Offspring, Breaking Benjamin, Earshot, Pepper, Lola Ray, Sublime, Gym Class Heroes...

I'm sure there're plenty more but I'm also sure that you don't really care

Movies:

best ones?
Office Space; Super Troopers; Pulp Fiction; Snatch; Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels; People Under The Stairs...

Love the comedies, but scary is better. Fear is one of those great adrenaline surges anything with...
bruce lee, sam jackson, denzel washington, mel gibson, bruce willis, kevin spacey, adam sandler, leonardo dicaprio -- w/o beach and titanic

Television:

It's always sunny in Philadelphia --- it's become our show
family guy --- greatest show ever
southpark --- once you're past the immature stuff..its actually a very intellectual show cough dad cough....tho i must admit, i like the immature stuff too.
viva la bam --- funny stuff, much better than jackass

aqua teen hunger force, futurama...haha, apparently i only like the toons

Books:

Books are good for someone like me with a vivid imagination. Too bad there aren't enough books about the things in life that interest me most -- like ninjas and whatnot

to kill a mockingbird, one flew over the cucoo's nest, jurrassic park, mutation, killing mr griffin, lord of the flies...

Heroes:

Old school Wolverine. How do you have indestructable claws that can impale people at will and yet in the comics and tv show you only ever scratch people or scare them?? Now that's self control.