I like to count while I brush my hair. I almost ran over a retarded squirrel the other day. A squirrel in the headlights. And I was aiming for it. His bad. I am going to open a restaurant called the Road Kill Cafe. You kill it... We grill it. I'm pretty much the best thing since sliced bread and you are just soooo lucky if you ever get the chance to hang out with me. I always eat shit at the hamster wheel in town and I hit it hard everytime. I never shower and I like cigarettes. Enjoy my space it's fuckin sicker than tight!! Yeahhh BOYYEEEE!!!
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