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Birdie

I am here for Friends

About Me


♥I love GNOMES!!
♥I cry during sappy movies.
♥I love bright colors.
♥I do EVERYONE'S make up.
♥My sister can cheer me up with a simple smile.
♥I have the best friends a girl could ask for.
♥I think I am better than most people.
♥I love myself but self-loathe at the same time.
♥Do not judge me.
♥I am rather intimidating.
♥I want to be the next Marilyn Monroe.
♥I want to be a mermaid.
♥I am 98% sure I am gay...The other 2% could win Who knows..blacktext12 { color: 000000;

My Interests

Makeup
Clothes
Reading
Politics

I'd like to meet:

A one armed hookah named Big Bertha.

Music:

P!nk
Smile Empty Soul
Violent Femmes
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Ditty Bops
Bayside
Alanis
Indigo Girls
KD
Melissa
Madonna
Goldfrapp
Kelis
Missy
Fiona
Dixie Chicks
Counting Crows
Fall out boy
The Fray
Panic at the Disco
Scissor Sisters
Play Radio Play
Nightmare of You
....Shit that doesn't suck.

Movies:

♥Happy Endings
♥Gypsy 83
♥Little Mermaid
♥Tideland
♥Across the Universe.

Television:

♥Will and Grace
♥Scrubs
(nigga Seth)

Books:

♥Running With Scissors
♥Dry
♥A Million Little Pieces
♥White Oleander
♥Comeback.

Heroes:

♥When I die I want to be reincarnated as my sister's cat.

My Blog

sex tapes and animal print

My life never seems to go my way. I wanted to have a normal relationship and have fun. I got a closeted sunday school teacher with a pension for neglecting my phone calls. Needless to say my weightlos...
Posted by Birdie on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

I want to be an Almond Joy.

life as i know it seems to be going every which way but settling down at the same time. i feel as though i am a goldfish flapping around on a table and then all of a sudden someone puts me back in the...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:11:00 PST

I got you babe

I love NC. I hate smelly people at libraries. I like a girl but am scared of what is happening. damn feelings..... life is so much easier when i dont know i am living it.  ...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

The Emerald City

I Brittany The Vagina Whisperer am moving to the great state of North Carolina. I am not traveling with A lion, a scarecrow, or a tinman. I will be traveling with My little green friend Frankie, a goo...
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:11:00 PST

true

There are people in this world that are douche bags. I knew them. I was one. I have changed. I am better.  
Posted by Birdie on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

Sex with men.

So I guess learning lessons is something that one goes through but damn i am tired of going on my little adventures without a clue of what I am doing. First I am going to list the highlights of my yea...
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST

The inner workings of a flawed mind.

So I have been going through a time where i could possibly go even more crazy than I already am.Here is a list of what has been going on.I now work at CVS instead of Walgreens.The difference between t...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

today. tomorrow. the next.

I am so glad that I can be forgotten. It make me beyond happy that I am nothing to people. I will never be able to forget anyone I know. It just goes to show who matters in my life doesnt mean I matte...
Posted by Birdie on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

motherfucking bitch cunt

my pet peeveschewing with your mouth fullstaring at me for no particular reasontalking to me when i dont want to be talked tonot being able to find a job that i could be proud ofending sentences in pr...
Posted by Birdie on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

I was smart for one minute today.

so I have come to the conclusion yes another conclusion .....That yes I am pridful to be a lesbian but I really dont have to have humongous flags and jump around on floats to have pride. Straight peop...
Posted by Birdie on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST