sex tapes and animal print |
My life never seems to go my way.
I wanted to have a normal relationship and have fun.
I got a closeted sunday school teacher with a pension for neglecting my phone calls.
Needless to say my weightlos...
Posted by Birdie on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST |
I want to be an Almond Joy. |
life as i know it seems to be going every which way but settling down at the same time. i feel as though i am a goldfish flapping around on a table and then all of a sudden someone puts me back in the...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:11:00 PST |
I got you babe |
I love NC.
I hate smelly people at libraries.
I like a girl but am scared of what is happening.
damn feelings.....
life is so much easier when i dont know i am living it.
...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST |
The Emerald City |
I Brittany The Vagina Whisperer am moving to the great state of North Carolina.
I am not traveling with A lion, a scarecrow, or a tinman.
I will be traveling with My little green friend Frankie, a goo...
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:11:00 PST |
true |
There are people in this world that are douche bags.
I knew them.
I was one.
I have changed.
I am better.
Posted by Birdie on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST |
Sex with men. |
So I guess learning lessons is something that one goes through but damn i am tired of going on my little adventures without a clue of what I am doing. First I am going to list the highlights of my yea...
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST |
The inner workings of a flawed mind. |
So I have been going through a time where i could possibly go even more crazy than I already am.Here is a list of what has been going on.I now work at CVS instead of Walgreens.The difference between t...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST |
today. tomorrow. the next. |
I am so glad that I can be forgotten. It make me beyond happy that I am nothing to people. I will never be able to forget anyone I know. It just goes to show who matters in my life doesnt mean I matte...
Posted by Birdie on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST |
motherfucking bitch cunt |
my pet peeveschewing with your mouth fullstaring at me for no particular reasontalking to me when i dont want to be talked tonot being able to find a job that i could be proud ofending sentences in pr...
Posted by Birdie on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST |
I was smart for one minute today. |
so I have come to the conclusion yes another conclusion .....That yes I am pridful to be a lesbian but I really dont have to have humongous flags and jump around on floats to have pride. Straight peop...
Posted by Birdie on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST |
