So I recently graduated college and I sure wish I hadn't. I'm training to be admitted to Mensa and also to be a competitive eater. I am an excellent speller and have a poor sense of direction. My cousin dated Kenny Loggins in 1986, and I'm pretty sure she still likes him. I have an unhealthy faith in humanity that leaves me in unfortunate situations. I'll try just about anything twice. I tore my ACL jumping over the neighbor's trash bags.
