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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe johnston
Birthday: late 60's
Birthplace: Convceived in an alley born in a ditch
Current Location: a little place called none of your god damn business
Eye Color: 2 Blue, 1 brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what I'm doing
Your Heritage: african and irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: booze 100 proof and up
Your Fears: faliure, but also dislike clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: scuba done, next up: ranger school( sad face)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ttyl
Thoughts First Waking Up: what to do with this boner
Your Best Physical Feature: the whole package is on point
Your Bedtime: I'm narcoleptic so its arou...........
Your Most Missed Memory: ski trips in college and untamed partying
Pepsi or Coke: diet either, if i keep drinking regular i will have no teeth
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both can be fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck you
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate- like i like my women
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: does crack count?
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: yes espically once fueled by alcohol and friends
Do you Shower Daily: does playing in the water spraying from a busted fire hydrant count
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I went for a little while, I'd like to go back someday
Do you want to get Married: yes, but not now
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yea, dont you?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, never, never
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, espically in my birthday suit
Are you a Health Freak: i've been called healthy and a freak but never in the same sentence
Do you get along with your Parents: yea they're pretty good
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes as long as I am not a camp Mackall
Do you play an Instrument: xylephone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does a bear shit in the woods??
In the past month have you Smoked: no, never,never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, never,never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, it was lethezthe
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes for several male beauty pagents
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, but i think shes regrettng it much
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but I really need too, and the world needs me to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: once i drank a whole wine cooler, Maybe then
Ever been called a Tease: yes, but only b/c i was teasing
Ever been Beaten up: oh fuck yea, but not recently, ready for someone to give it a shot
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but it was heiniken I needed for my family druning hurricane katrina
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire while hurling grenades and expending the last of my pistol ammo
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: famous for something and happy
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color for eyes on face and a bleached whale eye and if ones fake at least wear an eyepatch
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'0" - 6'3"
Weight: no more than 180 no less than 90
Best Clothing Style: whatever works for her
Number of Drugs I have taken: tree
Number of CDs I own: dont ask me this shit
Number of Piercings: a couple is cool
Number of Tattoos: a couple is cool
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont worry about it I'm more concerned with the present and future than the past
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