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Schwank

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About Me

"But as for me, the nearness of God is my good; I have made the Lord God my refuge, that I may tell of all Your works." -Asaph (Psalm 73:28)

My Interests

Jesus of Nazareth who is the Christ. God the Father, The Spirit of Truth, Pursuing Jesus every day for the rest of my life, not compromising.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I would say Jesus, but I have known Him for two years now. I would, however, like to grow closer to Him! I would also like to meet anyone who wants to know Him, and I would like to share with them how they can know Jesus. Other than that, I think I am okay.

Music:

Supertones, Bebo Norman, Chris Rice, Sermon Jams, and anything Christian.

Movies:

The Adventerous Lives of Chris and Patrick (this film is not yet rated, nor created, it is infact only a figment of our imagination, but that figment is copyrighted and if you try to use it I will sue you).

Television:

I like closed circut televison such as web cams, and hidden cameras. HEHEHE... Oh by the way, you aren't really going to wear that are you?

Books:

The Bible which is the very Word of God, Case for Faith, Don't Waste Your Life, Table Talk with Martin Luther, and many, many more.

Heroes:

Jesus, and the stars of the multi-fictional-award winning film "The Adventerous Lives of Chris and Patrick. Their bravery of big waves and perserverance in persuing thier dreams of sleeping late, surfing all day, and staying up all night chasing chicks; even in the face of criticism by Commuinst Morons (Communist is not intended to offend any real Communists, their brothers, sisters, cousins's baby's mamma's uncles' next-door neighbors' friends' boss's mother- in-law's dog, so on and so forth). Their ability to maintain unparalleled patience when dealing with Communist Butt Crumbs (the afore mentioned clause is applicable in the previously mentioned statement), spongers, Banana Hammock sporters, and otherwise unpleasant fellows. They (The Illustrious Stars of "The Adventerous Lives of Chris and Patrick") should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

My Blog

Relativism

Relativism- A theory that  conceptions of truth and moral values are not absolute but are relative to the persons holding them (The American Heritage Dictionary pg, 706)    Is everythi...
Posted by Schwank on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

A brief glimps into my mind...

Life is strange. I have been if a funk lately. I have been thinking about the future. I am getting my new truck tomorrow, and I will be starting fire accademy soon. But, what difference does that make...
Posted by Schwank on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST

LOVE

"But why then didn't God create a world without human freedom?"    Because that would have been a world without humans. Would it have been a place without hate? Yes. A place without sufferin...
Posted by Schwank on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

Untitled Hymn

Weak and wounded sinner, Lost and left to die, O, raise your head for Love is passing by, Come to Jesus, Come to Jesus, Come to Jesus and live, Now your burden's lifted, And  carried far away, An...
Posted by Schwank on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

sticking it to the man...

Yeah, so Jesus rocks! Listen to what He does when the man is messing with Him:   He entered again into a synagogue; and a man was there whose hand was withered. They were watching Him to see if H...
Posted by Schwank on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:05:00 PST

The Times in Which We Live

I have been feeling terrible about life. What I don't get is how we can do what we do! For example: In my EMT class there is a person who has an encyclopedia of serial killers. There are trading card...
Posted by Schwank on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:38:00 PST

A Wall Called Salvation (Isa 26:1)

"Since then the children share in flesh and blood, He Himself likewise also partook of the same, that through death He might render powerless him who had the power of death, that is the devil..." Heb...
Posted by Schwank on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 09:54:00 PST